If you have, you should let one rip and participate in the "Natural" round of the RHP Farting Competition. And if you haven't, that's an even better reason to participate - bringing the Chicago feeling to your very home town
Here are the rules:
You must enter three stinkers. The topic is "natural" as in one produced from the gases caused by your natural diet, ie no whoopy cushions, stinkbombs or other similiar artifical devices.
Entries must be sealed in a air tight container and sent, clearly labelled with your nick, to the site admin office via the post or courier.
Points will be awarded for aroma, body & flavour. Additional points will be given if the entry is submitted with a suitable mp3 of the sound.
The person with the most points will be crowned Mr/Miss RHP Stinkybum 2005.
Note anybody who follows through or is caught cheating by using excessive baked beans will be disqualified and removed from the site.
If you have further questions, err don't ask me co's I'm busy..........
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I spent a week in Chicargo and could not praise it highly enough. I stayed in a youth hostel in the unversity halls right on the water front, and have always wanted to go back. Like any place it depends on the situation you find there. I had a bad experience in St Louis and my views on the place are very tinted by those experiences.
Andrew
Originally posted by Jay PeateaAlso I forgot to mention that normally we require our previous champ to hand over the Mr/Miss Stinkybum Tiara 'The Golden Butt Plug' but due to the wear & tear to it, caused by yourself, I think we will just buy a new one.😵
Ahem ...... as last year's reigning champ, you should know better than to try to bribe one of the officials 😉
Originally posted by shavixmirA chapter from the script of the first draft of the film the Terminator
I recced you because I've been to Chicago.
Shav:- Holy sh*t... you're really real! I mean... whoah!
(stepping back)
You're, uh... like a machine underneath, right...
but sort of alive outside?
MODERATOR:- I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
Shav:- This in intense. Get a grip, Shav. Okay, uh...you're not here to mod me... I figured that part out for myself. So what's the deal?
MODERATOR : My mission is to protect you.
Shav :- So this other guy? He's a moderator too, right, like you?
MODERATOR :- Not like me. A T-1000. Advanced prototype. A mimetic polyalloy.
Shav:- What does that mean?
MODERATOR :- Liquid metal.
Shav:- Radical.
MODERATOR :- You are targeted for moderation. The T-1000 will not stop until it complete its mission ever.
(Suddenly the T-1000 bursts through the wall, and quickly deletes Shav post)
Shav :- noooooo it's got me
(Shav falls to the floor dead)
MODERATOR :- Oh Bollox, I've f**k up again