I reckon the whole world should get stoned. Seriously, I do.
You never see stoned people fighting. Being stoned makes it physically impossible to care enough to want to fight.
Hey you.
Me?
Yeah man....hi.
See. No fighting.
Football supporters? Stoned or drunk?
Rowdy soldiers in a bar? Stoned or drunk?
George W. Bush? Stoned or drunk.
See. People who drink are violent. People who are stoned....are not.
So, if everybody got stoned, then we wouldn't need armies. No fighting. Cool uh?
And all that money that we spend on the military could then go to better things: Male knitting clubs, pizza delivery vans and chocolate.
If everybody was stoned then traffic jams would be fun! You'd just sit there listening to Hendrix, nobody would be tootering their horns...they'd all be listening to the Doors or Lou Reed too.
They could helicopter in pizzas and milkshakes.
We wouldn't need prisons, because nobody would be doing anything criminal. Everybody would just lie around laughing.
We wouldn't need to work. Why work? All you need is chocolate, drugs and shelter. And you can produce all these things whilst very stoned.
Nobody would care about immigration. Everybody would just chill out where they wanted to.
Cool uh.
So. Any questions?
See! I've come up with a solution to all the world's problems. If I don't get a nobel prize for this, I'll never be gettin' one.
Originally posted by shavixmirSounds ilke you're describing a world full of hippies.
I reckon the whole world should get stoned. Seriously, I do.
You never see stoned people fighting. Being stoned makes it physically impossible to care enough to want to fight.
Hey you.
Me?
Yeah man....hi.
See. No fighting.
Football supporters? Stoned or drunk?
Rowdy soldiers in a bar? Stoned or drunk?
George W. Bush? Stoned or drunk.
Se ...[text shortened]... all the world's problems. If I don't get a nobel prize for this, I'll never be gettin' one.
Coincidentally, that is my own personal hell.
unfortunately its the kind of thing that only really seems like a gd idea when u are stoned. u need some kind of infrastrucxture, even if its js only to produxce munxchies. ok, so u xcd live the gd life n prodxcue all ur own food, bt xcan u imagine a stoned person toiling in a garden? no way - "dude, we need munxch" "then grow some dude" "dude, hassle" and thered b a world of stoners without munxch, whixch is NOT a happy prospecxt
ps sorry bout the x's, tis ma keyboard
marcussucrammarcussucrammarcus
Originally posted by OuermyhteThat's the spirit!
unfortunately its the kind of thing that only really seems like a gd idea when u are stoned. u need some kind of infrastrucxture, even if its js only to produxce munxchies. ok, so u xcd live the gd life n prodxcue all ur own food, bt xcan u imagine a stoned person toiling in a garden? no way - "dude, we need munxch" "then grow some dude" "dude, hassle ...[text shortened]... T a happy prospecxt
ps sorry bout the x's, tis ma keyboard
marcussucrammarcussucrammarcus
Only if I am, given my previous post. I don't get stoned, but actively encouraging others to may not be such a bad idea, especially if you're climbing the corporate ladder or something.
On another note, it is sometimes fun to associate with those who are stoned, because they can be usually be induced to do funny things or tell amusing stories.
Originally posted by OuermyhteI got stoned and your text made perfect sense to me...
unfortunately its the kind of thing that only really seems like a gd idea when u are stoned. u need some kind of infrastrucxture, even if its js only to produxce munxchies. ok, so u xcd live the gd life n prodxcue all ur own food, bt xcan u imagine a stoned person toiling in a garden? no way - "dude, we need munxch" "then grow some dude" "dude, hassle ...[text shortened]... T a happy prospecxt
ps sorry bout the x's, tis ma keyboard
marcussucrammarcussucrammarcus
Most of you people are way too uptight. Personally I can't partake due to the industry I work in. However I believe most of the American population should just kick back with a couple of choker bong hits and mellow out. As an American I have seen way too much in my lifetime of the Ugly American (oh I'm gonna take some shit for this!). It seems as every individual in America believes that everyone else has a right to his own opinion as long as it agrees with theirs...
Uncle Sam is in out wallets, bedrooms, and bodies. How does that make you feel?😕
Originally posted by shavixmirI'm the first to agree that getting stoned can really take the hard edges off and give you a laugh. There are some very uptight people who could use some serious mellowing (for example all of the Sudanese militias and government, although some may argue they need more than mellowing, they need roasting).
I reckon the whole world should get stoned. Seriously, I do.
You never see stoned people fighting. Being stoned makes it physically impossible to care enough to want to fight.
Hey you.
Me?
Yeah man....hi.
See. No fighting.
Football supporters? Stoned or drunk?
Rowdy soldiers in a bar? Stoned or drunk?
George W. Bush? Stoned or drunk.
Se ...[text shortened]... all the world's problems. If I don't get a nobel prize for this, I'll never be gettin' one.
However, for the kids out there, getting stoned doesn't always land you in Happy Land. Two examples:
a Norweigan guy in Thailand who had some weed (admittedly probably mixed with something) and his heart stopped. He survived but the doctors told him he'd have to stay in hospital for two months. He actually got out after two weeks but he was pretty shaken up and it took a fairly heavy toll on his heart. (He didn't stop smoking though. What doesn't kill you...)
Another example, a Japanese guy in Sydney. He got stoned and then jumped on this girl and tried to rape her. Another guy pulled him off but it was pretty nasty. He had been smoking pretty heavily leading up to the incident. He was arrested and deported, ordered never to return to Australia. Not exactly your great travel story to tell the folks back home.
A lot of other people tend to just drop out. I had a friend in school who was fairly intelligent but the more he smoked the more detached he became. He dropped out of school and became a fitter and turner (nothing against the trade). Even now I think what a waste.
Of course dope doesn't kill people, people kill people, and there's a lot of psychology behind an action, not just what's running through your bloodstream at the time, but sometimes a substance can tip you over the edge.
The moral of the story: Know the risks before you take 'em...and there ain't no perfect drug.
Originally posted by shougiIs there perfect sobriety?
I'm the first to agree that getting stoned can really take the hard edges off and give you a laugh. There are some very uptight people who could use some serious mellowing (for example all of the Sudanese militias and government, although some may argue they need more than mellowing, they need roasting).
However, for the kids out there, getting stoned does ...[text shortened]... moral of the story: Know the risks before you take 'em...and there ain't no perfect drug.
Originally posted by shavixmirI was out on a sailing boat one time, overnight. My girlfriend was seasick and there was a storm so we couldn't open the windows. It was stuffy and the boat was pitching and she was going out to retch every so often. It was fairly hellish.
Is there perfect sobriety?
Finally, after an endless night came the dawn and then the sunrise. I got out on the deck and there coming up over the mountains and the water was the most perfect sunrise I've ever seen. There was no noise, the storm had disappeared and it was just me and this amazing moment in time. I'm not a religious guy but the term "The Hand of God" ran through my mind. I was filled with the most incredible natural high. I smiled like a fool. The air was cool and fresh and my mind was clearer than it's ever been before or since. That's perfect sobriety.