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Originally posted by Ravello
No,it's not SmartyJones,it's Haafd.

Blinkers (not blinders) would be pretty useless on SmartyJones since he's blind from an eye.
Do you mean , blind in one eye ? How does that effect his racing ability ?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Do you mean , blind in one eye ? How does that effect his racing ability ?
Indeed it doesn't affect his racing abiliy,it was even an advantage since his blind eye (I guess it's the right one) was the one on the crowd's side in the racecourse,so he wasn't disturbed by the crowd.

Hence the blinkers are useless for such a horse.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
bowling balls.
Oh, yeah! I had that condition once. Very painful!

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This thread is flawed ... Duct Tape has to be heaven sent!!!



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Vacuum extensions for skirting-boards are clearly satanic.

At least the way I use them is...

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ewwww users with grey sillohette atavars...
if you don't believe just check out their posts.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
My good friend Shavixmir stated in another thread that he was once visited by some holy rollers who claimed that the UNited Nations is satanic because it was made by man, not God. And it got me to thinking, well, sasquatch, if the UN is satanic, then what every day objects in one's life can be considered satanic? The only criteria is that they're man-made, I suppose.

So my entry is: swedish fish. Swedish fish are satanic.
that is great. i love sweedish fish, burn in hell i will. 🙂 (smileys are also satanic)

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The Ikea catalogue is the Devil`s own literature.

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Somebody please tell me steam irons are satanic.
That way I'll have the perfect excuse to spin to my (definitely heaven-sent) wife.

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Cats. Really. Ask Phlabibit.

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Originally posted by D43M0N
Cats. Really. Ask Phlabibit.
Agree, microwaves are the sword of GOD!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Agree, microwaves are the sword of GOD!
Um. Er. Hm.

Maybe you should mention Seinfeld.

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Originally posted by martin williams
Somebody please tell me steam irons are satanic.
That way I'll have the perfect excuse to spin to my (definitely heaven-sent) wife.
Especially when you iron naked and burn your boobies. 😛

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Socks.

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Ummm... I remember a famous person who said something like this: "There is no such thing as good or evil, but thinking maketh so."
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