Everyday Satanic Objects

Originally posted by sasquatch672
My good friend Shavixmir stated in another thread that he was once visited by some holy rollers who claimed that the UNited Nations is satanic because it was made by man, not God. And it got me to thinking, well, sasquatch, if the UN is satanic, then what every day objects in one's life can be considered satanic? The only criteria is that they're man-made, I suppose.

So my entry is: swedish fish. Swedish fish are satanic.

the concept of 'God' is satanic

RHP.

Dentists

Originally posted by sasquatch672
My good friend Shavixmir stated in another thread that he was once visited by some holy rollers who claimed that the UNited Nations is satanic because it was made by man, not God. And it got me to thinking, well, sasquatch, if the UN is satanic, then what every day objects in one's life can be considered satanic? The only criteria is that they're man-made, I suppose.

So my entry is: swedish fish. Swedish fish are satanic.

curling irons are satanic, especially when you burn your eyeball with them......

Clothing - Man made ; definitely satanic .

Titanic was Satanic. If you play it backwards, you can hear Leonardo DiCaprio swallow his own tongue during the "King of the World" scene, and watch Billy Zane settle into his role.

Take that, you son of a b*tch!

Originally posted by sasquatch672
Pop rocks. They're satanic too.

Rave - on your avatar - is that Smarty Jones? He's not satanic, but his blinders are.

Yes. Horse blinders. Definitely satanic.