Everything that was gold in my life

has turned to s**t.

But on the bright side, I have an open slot at RHP.

Someone please challenge me.

Or don't. Cos that'll make me feel better.

sounds good. remember my son...life is not meant to be painless journey. being happy can not be achieved without getting your hands dirty. work work and work, and you may someday find the true happiness.

amen

Originally posted by Jusuh
sounds good. remember my son...life is not meant to be painless journey. being happy can not be achieved without getting your hands dirty. work work and work, and you may someday find the true happiness.

amen

Originally posted by Chess Moose
Bollox to that - get yourself down the pub, and get smashed.

When you wake up all your troubles will be gone.

Honest.
😏

You should try being me for awhile,then you'll realize how good you had it. I went into a McDonalds the other day-they told me I don't deserve a break.😕

Originally posted by Chess Moose
Bollox to that - get yourself down the pub, and get smashed.

When you wake up all your troubles will be gone.

Honest.
😏

Originally posted by Alpha10
Except for his pounding head.

I think he should just pick a fight. Preferbly with someone a lot larger and heavier and more angry. Helps forcusing.

Right. Got drunk. No fight. Unlikely to feel better later in the day because I'm supposed to be playing in a charity football ("I think he means soccer"😉 tourney involving some clapped-out "legends" who will doubtless thrash my sorry hungover arse ("I think he means ass"😉.

And to make it worse, the forums are a bit rubbish tonight.

Now RHP is automatically putting smileys in my posts.

Why do you mock me, oh gods of Olympus?

And to make it worse they are those smug winking smileys that remind me of Bowmann.

Cue Mr Bowmann:

Originally posted by dottewell
And to make it worse they are those smug winking smileys that remind me of Bowmann.

Cue Mr Bowmann:

I should have edited it. But then the other post would make no sense. So I'd have to remove all the text in that. And then a load of people would reply to that saying "I AGREE!" and "THAT'S THE BEST THINK YOU HAVE EVER SAID"😉 HA!" and then I really would have to stab myself in the eyeball with a fork.

Lost the football. Lost my woman. I think I feel a song coming on...