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what will humans lose or gain?
earlobes are useless
they'll be gone
maybe we'll grow a tail
a bigger head?
what do you think?

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@lemondrop said
what will humans lose or gain?
earlobes are useless
they'll be gone
maybe we'll grow a tail
a bigger head?
what do you think?
i would appreciate a more flavorful menu
butterscotch humans
chorizo humans
apple pie humans (a la mode)

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@lemondrop said
what will humans lose or gain?
earlobes are useless
they'll be gone
maybe we'll grow a tail
a bigger head?
what do you think?
Stronger and longer legs so that we could run down to the shop as quickly as we can drive there in our polluting cars.

Movable stores of adipose tissue which we could use to shape our bodies into the statistics we chose thus avoiding implants filled with nasty chemicals.

Bodies that automatically fatten up during the colder weather or the ability to go into hibernation, to avoid heat loss and the need to burn more fossil fuels.

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@lemondrop said
what will humans lose or gain?
earlobes are useless
they'll be gone
maybe we'll grow a tail
a bigger head?
what do you think?
Brains that work.

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@handyandy said
Brains that work.
doesn't yours work?

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large heads and big eyes to be more like "the Grays". yes, I want to be an alien hybrid ...

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@lemondrop said
doesn't yours work?
Are you Rusty's sock puppet?

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i think humans will do the antman/hulk thingie where they grow or get real tiny
it would also be cool if a human would randomly implode
just so long as we never begin the annoying habit of always answering a question with a question

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@rookie54 said
i think humans will do the antman/hulk thingie where they grow or get real tiny
it would also be cool if a human would randomly implode
just so long as we never begin the annoying habit of always answering a question with a question
Wut?

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@handyandy said
Brains that work.
The evolution of positivity.

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@lemondrop said
what will humans lose or gain?
earlobes are useless
they'll be gone
maybe we'll grow a tail
a bigger head?
what do you think?
If we take the thought of evolution serious there is no aim, there are just traits that work...earlobes are not a disadvantage, so why should they go? (Probably they are even advantageous in terms of spouse approval )

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I want a third hand. Two just aren't enough. Maybe on a flexible arm like an elephant trunk.

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@ponderable said
spouse approval
just this
if humans never evolve in any other way
JUST THIS would increase longevity by several decades

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a singularity is where we are headed
we will merge with the machine
die in a dream
no final scream

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@kewpie said
I want a third hand. Two just aren't enough. Maybe on a flexible arm like an elephant trunk.
Great for scratching your back in that impossible spot right between the shoulder blades ☺️

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