I don't know yet if i am invited or not.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
1.) Send the biggest wedding present I can afford
2.) Send a Subway loyalty card with 2 stamps missing and write on it "you're two stamps away from a footlong meatball marinara, I hope it rains on your wedding day"
Thing is, we broke up quite amicably, and when the London bombs happened she sent me several panicky e-mails and texts to find out if I was alright.
What should I do?
Originally posted by knightwestScene A: 2 (or maybe 4, plain for the humor value it has 😉)
I don't know yet if i am invited or not.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
...[text shortened]... she sent me several panicky e-mails and texts to find out if I was alright.
What should I do?
Scene B: 3 (act as though you forgot or something)
Originally posted by knightwestOdd. I wouldn't want any of my ex lovers at my wedding. It would be completely disrespectful to my husband to be. There's nothing wrong with sending a best wishes card mabye but ultimately it's in the past, let it go.
I don't know yet if i am invited or not.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
...[text shortened]... she sent me several panicky e-mails and texts to find out if I was alright.
What should I do?
But really what the heck do I know 😕
Originally posted by mokkoAgreed. I wouldn't go. Unless they were paying me to film it of course.
Odd. I wouldn't want any of my ex lovers at my wedding. It would be completely disrespectful to my husband to be. There's nothing wrong with sending a best wishes card mabye but ultimately it's in the past, let it go.
But really what the heck do I know 😕
Originally posted by CoconutHell no man, everyone above me is spot on, play it cool and remember" SHE'S MARRYING HER FUTURE Ex HUSBAND". And when that day arrives you'll be that shoulder to cry on!
Agreed. I wouldn't go. Unless they were paying me to film it of course.
Keep the dream alive
Originally posted by knightwestUltimately, you know best, and we are different people. But heck, here goes.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
1.) Send the biggest wedding present I can af ...[text shortened]... footlong meatball marinara, I hope it rains on your wedding day"
...[snip]...What should I do?
Her messages following the London bombings suggests she cares about you. She and her husband to be may invite you to the wedding, or not; if they do, it means they consider the past to be done with and consider you as a friend.
Which means options 2,3,4 would not be very funny in reality (although they are very funny here in your post!). Bringing a date - someone nice with whom you might enjoy the reception party, since you'll be spending a lot of the time with them - is a grand idea. Going alone is okay, but you might get bored unless you are a very gregarious person.
Do you even want to be there? That might be the first question.
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Originally posted by AlgernonI haven't thought of going with someone I might actually want to go with (Let's go Angie, it's in Lüneburg, I'll pick you up on the way 😉 )
Ultimately, you know best, and we are different people. But heck, here goes.
Her messages following the London bombings suggests she cares about you. She and her husband to be may invite you to the wedding, or not; if they do, it means they consider the past to be done with and consider you as a friend.
Which means options 2,3,4 would not be very fu ...[text shortened]... re a very gregarious person.
Do you even want to be there? That might be the first question.
Thanks for the idea, it's the best one here.
EDIT: I mean from the ones I put up, the other contributions are good too 😵
BTW, I would definately have invited her to my wedding. If only I could find someone stipid enough to marry me.
Originally posted by Frank BurnsI love it.
Be real! Go there, get drunk and feel up her mother ... I swear to God you should!
That would be so cool.
I swear there was a time when her parents where sure (and happy about it) that I was going to marry her. Now that obstacle is out of the way, who knows what could happen with the old one.
Imagine the bride walking into the room: "mum, where are my.....WHAT THE F.......!!!"
god I am sick!!
Originally posted by knightwestA bit of style...surely.
I don't know yet if i am invited or not.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
...[text shortened]... she sent me several panicky e-mails and texts to find out if I was alright.
What should I do?
Go alone and be happy for her.
Originally posted by knightwestNo. Believe me. It's not a good thing to feel up the bride's mother.
I love it.
That would be so cool.
I swear there was a time when her parents where sure (and happy about it) that I was going to marry her. Now that obstacle is out of the way, who knows what could happen with the old one.
Imagine the bride walking into the room: "mum, where are my.....WHAT THE F.......!!!"
god I am sick!!
Don't do it. Just don't do it! I've been there and it is not pleasant.