Originally posted by Frank BurnsI...groped...the...bride's...mum's...breasts....
You're gettin' soft Shavi. You used to be tough as nails. What happend to you?
That's what happened to me.
Oh. And I was attacked by a dog today. It didn't manage to bite me though, so I didn't feel it was worth reporting.
Originally posted by knightwestTry going with a guy and a girl, just to confuse her.
I don't know yet if i am invited or not.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
...[text shortened]... she sent me several panicky e-mails and texts to find out if I was alright.
What should I do?
Originally posted by shavixmirDid the bride's mum like it?
I...groped...the...bride's...mum's...breasts....
That's what happened to me.
Oh. And I was attacked by a dog today. It didn't manage to bite me though, so I didn't feel it was worth reporting.
I'd say - go with an attractive girl who wants to go with you if you can find one, even if it's just as friends. Or, bring any girl who really wants to go. Otherwise go alone.
Originally posted by knightwestturn up with a blow up doll
I don't know yet if i am invited or not.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
...[text shortened]... she sent me several panicky e-mails and texts to find out if I was alright.
What should I do?
sure you will have a good time
pity you
shame you cant keep a woman 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
good luck to her in the new life she has😀😀😀
Originally posted by knightwestI think you should stand up when the priest says 'if anyone here wishes to say something about this marriage, etc... or forever hold you peace....' you should stand up and declare your undying love for her and your three disabled children. This must be done at the top of your voice with an open can of Stella in one hand and three days worth of stubble on your face (at least). Once ejected from the church you should proceed directly to the wedding car and throw up violently. That should do the trick. 😉
I don't know yet if i am invited or not.
If I am, here are my options as my friend laid them out:
1.) Go alone
2.) Go with a very fit girl (an escort if necessary)
3.) Go with a very fat bird, and say "when we broke up I found adequate replacement"
4.) Go with another guy, and pretend she made me turn away from women.
If i'm not invited:
...[text shortened]... she sent me several panicky e-mails and texts to find out if I was alright.
What should I do?
Originally posted by marinakatombGreat idea, but i'll use Tennents SUper Strong instead of Stella.
I think you should stand up when the priest says 'if anyone here wishes to say something about this marriage, etc... or forever hold you peace....' you should stand up and declare your undying love for her and your three disabled children. This must be done at the top of your voice with an open can of Stella in one hand and three days worth of stubble ...[text shortened]... should proceed directly to the wedding car and throw up violently. That should do the trick. 😉
Tell her your pregnant 😛 lol, obviously kidding. Personally i wouldnt go, i'd just make sure i was really drunk the night before so i slept through that day. But if u you feel you must, go with the escort, she will go along with whatever you tell her to say, and you could really get the jealousy thing going on. And I'm sure she'll really get it on with you on the dance floor 😲
