Examples of comments you really should NOT make in a job interview

I would like to know when I get my first promotion.

-VR

@humy said
I have so far thought of only these ones;

"I'm terrified of responsibility"

"Illegal drugs are just great, don't you think?"

"I promise not to do anything to go back to jail yet again"

"I'm not delusional. If you don't believe me, just ask bugs bunny and his friends; They'll back me up!"

"When you give me bonus pay, can you give it to me in the form of prostituting your wife to me rather than in the form of money?"

Please add to this list...

“I have total authority and no accountability.”

“If I don’t get this job, I’m suing.”

"I need a baby wipe so you can come over and wipe my spunky smooth little baby bottom"

would you like me to show more cleavage?

@lemondrop said
would you like me to show more cleavage?

@Cheesemaster
Class👍🤣

What's your policy about personal firearms on company property?

Is there some actual reason why we don't get 90 min. for lunch?

I just found this two links about comments actually said in real job interviews!;

https://www.coburgbanks.co.uk/blog/friday-funnies/50-funniest-things-people-have-said-in-interviews/
"...
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Candidate: Probably some sort of exotic beach somewhere.
...
Candidate: Do you do random drug tests?
..."

https://www.boredpanda.com/job-interview-memes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
"...
Interviewer: How would you describe yourself?
Me: Verbally, but I have also prepared a dance.
...
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself?
Me: I rather not because I kinda need this job.
..."

You know, I think you're pretty hot.

DON'T contact any of my references...if ya know what's good for ya.

If I am not hired, I know people that can hurt you!

-VR

@humy said

Please add to this list...

Don't worry. This skin condition is not infectious.

I have a bit of a Coprolalia issue, I hope that isn't a problem.

-VR