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Examples of comments you really should NOT make in a job interview

Examples of comments you really should NOT make in a job interview

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I have so far thought of only these ones;

"I'm terrified of responsibility"

"Illegal drugs are just great, don't you think?"

"I promise not to do anything to go back to jail yet again"

"I'm not delusional. If you don't believe me, just ask bugs bunny and his friends; They'll back me up!"

"When you give me bonus pay, can you give it to me in the form of prostituting your wife to me rather than in the form of money?"

Please add to this list...

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I don't work with fat chicks.

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@humy

"So what is it that you actually do here?"

"I just thought why not aim low, life's too short."

"Are those all your own teeth?"

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Do you mind if I smoke?

Is it okay if I pitch my tent in your car park?

Very Rusty
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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Do you mind if I smoke?

Is it okay if I pitch my tent in your car park?
Only if you don't take your servants with you! πŸ˜‰ πŸ˜›

-VR

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@humy said
I have so far thought of only these ones;

"I'm terrified of responsibility"

"Illegal drugs are just great, don't you think?"

"I promise not to do anything to go back to jail yet again"

"I'm not delusional. If you don't believe me, just ask bugs bunny and his friends; They'll back me up!"

"When you give me bonus pay, can you give it to me in the form of prostituting your wife to me rather than in the form of money?"

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my skills at picking chastity belt locks are unparalleled

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@rookie54 said
my skills at picking chastity belt locks are unparalleled
Do you practice that one a lot? πŸ˜‰

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Can you tell my parole officer that this interview took place last Friday between 9pm and 10pm?

That would help out a lot.

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@cheesemaster said
Can you tell my parole officer that this interview took place last Friday between 9pm and 10pm?

That would help out a lot.
That is a great example of comment you really should NOT make in a job interview.

-VR

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What's your worst skill?
Honesty.
That's no that's not what I meantπŸ˜’
I don't give a $hit what you thinkπŸ˜‘

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How long is this interview going to take?
I left my baby in the car.

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@hells-caretaker said
What's your worst skill?
Honesty.
That's no that's not what I meantπŸ˜’
I don't give a $hit what you thinkπŸ˜‘
🀣🀣🀣

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what's your sign?

Very Rusty
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When would I get my first raise?

-VR

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Give me a recent example of how you exceeded a person's expectations?
I won a Go Kart race as a 21 stone fat ....πŸ˜‘
Do you mind if I smoke? 🀷‍β™‚οΈπŸš¬

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