Excuse me, friend...

Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's a tough house.

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Is this cuckoo nest 'The Mansion' that is declared and infirmed?

Sorry.... affirmed.

-m.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's a tough house.

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Cucloo's Nest protocols ain't for sissies, Handrew. All residents are expected to respect the privacy and rights of others. There'a an unwritten code that the stronger seize opportunity to help the weak (no matter how frail or obnoxious). No physically active patients are allowed to play tennis with either their dauber or the nets down. All non-compliant attitude cases are relegated to 600 Hall

gb

Originally posted by mikelom
Is this cuckoo nest 'The Mansion' that is declared and infirmed?

Sorry.... affirmed.

-m.

Ask Jack or go to...

http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=one%20flew%20over%20the%20cuckoos%20nest&fr=msgr&ysp=1


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Ask Jack or go to...

[b]http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=one%20flew%20over%20the%20cuckoos%20nest&fr=msgr&ysp=1


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The last time I saw Nicholson was at JFK airport.

He was across the room, and I shouted at the top of my voice, "Hi Jack!"

I spent 3 days in Jail. 🙁

-m. 😉

Originally posted by mikelom
The last time I saw Nicholson was at JFK airport.

He was across the room, and I shouted at the top of my voice, "Hi Jack!"

I spent 3 days in Jail. 🙁

-m. 😉

Going to the lom oldies but goodies quip barrel, eh?


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Going to the lom oldies but goodies quip barrel, eh?


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There's nought like good old quality quips, IMHO.

My third ever post on RHP was,,,

It brought a smile to my face when the Queen Mother was still alive and I was lucky enough to be invited to Buckhingham Palace.
It was during the last weeks of her life and she whispered to me of how kind and considerate her family were and how she was being so well looked after as she faded away. She handed me a copy of 'The Royal Windsor Daily Planet' to read as I boarded my train home from London.
I smiled as I daisily viewed the British countryside and thought 'What kind and wonderful hands she is in'.
I got to the end of the magazine and saw the advertising pages headed
"For sale - one golf cart with short clubs and a set of yellow false teeth!"

Class. 😉

-m.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Cucloo's Nest protocols ain't for sissies, Handrew. All residents are expected to respect the privacy and rights of others. There'a an unwritten code that the stronger seize opportunity to help the weak (no matter how frail or obnoxious). No physically active patients are allowed to play tennis with either their dauber or the nets down. All non-compliant attitude cases are relegated to 600 Hall

gb

Do you have funny nicknames for the other inmates?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Do you have funny nicknames for the other inmates?

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All staff members including executive administrators (except doctors) are always referred to by their colleagues, short term patients and long term residents by their first names and/or nicknames: William - Willie, Veronica - Ronny, Martina - Tina, Johanna - Jo, Samantha - Sam, one hot ticket therapist Jackie as 'suga wuga' and believe it or not the Director of Nursing, Catherine, affectionately as Cat. Receptionist's title is Director of First Impressions. Dignity, however, is lavished on patients and residents with Mr or Mrs to accord dignity and to enhance their self esteem. Always call my roommate Sonny. My sometimes nickname 'poster boy', because of full recovery from paralysis, is one of a few exceptions. Most have have guessed I'm 15-20 years younger than I am. -gb


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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Do you have funny nicknames for the other inmates?

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P.S. Utility value of euphemisms isn't wasted on these folks either. Earlier this morning,

"We need a 'Floor Tech' at Station Two, Please" wafted over the PA System air waves.


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