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Originally posted by Orange Peel
What do you get when you cross-dress a gay pimp with a banana?
Why do you have such an obsession to gays?

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Originally posted by arrakis
Why do you have such an obsession to gays?
Not to mention fruits. 😀

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Originally posted by mokko
Nicer than saying I look fat! 😠
You really should just give in and adore me. 😀
Yes Bowmann, give in and adore the pretty littl' woman! 😉

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Originally posted by arrakis
Why do you have such an obsession to gays?
Maybe he wants what he can't have? 😵

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Excuse me please, I am very drunk at the moment. 😏
No need to apologize for seeing beauty my friend! 🙂

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Originally posted by arrakis
Yes Bowmann, give in and adore the pretty littl' woman! 😉
ROTFLMAO!

He may adore me a little too much 😕

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Originally posted by mokko
ROTFLMAO!

He may adore me a little too much 😕
Tell him to send lots of money! 😵
But don't give 'em your phone #.

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Originally posted by arrakis
Tell him to send lots of money! 😵
But don't give 'em your phone #.
Speaking from experience?😲😵😲😉😀😛😕

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Your profile pic has been resized. It makes you look fat.
That's not her butt; it's a little girl hugging her.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
That's not her butt; it's a little girl hugging her.
Ye eyes are as keen as a mountain goats', laddie. But are you sure you seen what you saw? Looked like a big woman, it did. Made 3 or 4 of our little mokko, yes. (Pacing nervously back and forth).

I took a sleeping pill and now I find myself lost in mokko's forumn. Somehow I need to get out of here and in bed...

Somebody keeps waving things by my face... but nobody else is here.

G'night you funny looking goat! Go to bed.

Hello Walls. 😵

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Blimmin hell, what planet do you people live on!!!

No women of mine could flirt, as she wouldn't have time. Whose job is it to cook the eggs, clean the house, and look after the kids? It's the mans responsibility to keep her busy, so if she is flirting it's basically your own fault for not doing your job properly.

Basic ORGANISATION SKILLS eradicate little problems like this, that fools spend their lifetimes trying to solve. Just a little effort in writing her daily, weekly, and monthly tasks down, and keeping her up to spec is all it takes. It isn't really that hard.

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Originally posted by Orange Peel
Blimmin hell, what planet do you people live on!!!

No women of mine could flirt, as she wouldn't have time. Whose job is it to cook the eggs, clean the house, and look after the kids? It's the mans responsibility to keep her busy, so if she is flirting it's basically your own fault for not doing your job properly.

Basic ORGANISATION SKILLS eradica ...[text shortened]... d monthly tasks down, and keeping her up to spec is all it takes. It isn't really that hard.
What you need is a secretary.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
What you need is a secretary.
http://tinyurl.com/wf9ww

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Originally posted by mokko
http://tinyurl.com/wf9ww

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OMG!!!

I'll never think the same about Bowmann again! 😲