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Expressiveassburst vs. 4yr Old Kid Art.

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Originally posted by stocken
No, I don't consider them porn either, simply because they're not very arousing. But they're the closest thing to porn I've seen with a working story and good acting in it.

Perhaps a porn movie with good acting and a believable storyline is self-contradictory? As soon as it reaches a higher level of artistic expression it cease to be porn (whether they depict it all or not)?
Obviously you're not familar with the collected works of Ron Jeremy... its art baby!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Obviously you're not familar with the collected works of Ron Jeremy... its art baby!
Well, I can't argue with you on that one. 🙂 Sortof.

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Originally posted by stocken
No, I don't consider them porn either, simply because they're not very arousing. But they're the closest thing to porn I've seen with a working story and good acting in it.

Perhaps a porn movie with good acting and a believable storyline is self-contradictory? As soon as it reaches a higher level of artistic expression it cease to be porn (whether they depict it all or not)?
Personally, I think the best porn has no plot whatsoever. Much better than a bad, poorly-acted plot or a really involved plot that makes you wait too long between sex scenes.

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Originally posted by stocken
Perhaps a porn movie with good acting and a believable storyline is self-contradictory? As soon as it reaches a higher level of artistic expression it cease to be porn (whether they depict it all or not)?
To me, yes. It would be a film that includes explicit sex, but it's a question of categorization, perhaps. It's a bit like comparing Hustler and artistic nudes.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Personally, I think the best porn has no plot whatsoever. Much better than a bad, poorly-acted plot or a really involved plot that makes you wait too long between sex scenes.
FACT: Such bad porn is the main cause of remote malfunction worldwide.

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Originally posted by Palynka
To me, yes. It would be a film that includes explicit sex, but it's a question of categorization, perhaps. It's a bit like comparing Hustler and artistic nudes.
In a pinch, I've been known to rub one out to the National Geographic... its all a question of being able to fulfill the Magic Porn Triangle of Imagination, Skin and Lubrication.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
In a pinch, I've been known to rub one out to the National Geographic...
Those damn cute beavers...?

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Originally posted by Crowley
Those damn cute beavers...?
I see you've got that issue as well... hot!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
In a pinch, I've been known to rub one out to the National Geographic... its all a question of being able to fulfill the Magic Porn Triangle of Imagination, Skin and Lubrication.
Wait. Lubrication? Are you talking about watching National Geographic or raping Fido?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Wait. Lubrication? Are you talking about watching National Geographic or raping Fido?
I tried to find something about raping Fido, but the only thing I came across was Fidel raping some girl. http://cuban-exile.com/doc_326-350/doc0343.html
I wonder if that was in National Geographic.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I tried to find something about raping Fido, but the only thing I came across was Fidel raping some girl. http://cuban-exile.com/doc_326-350/doc0343.html
I wonder if that was in National Geographic.
I imagine he's talking about Hand of Hecate doing the nasty with his own dog, hence the need for lubrication and the reference to natural documentaries. 😕

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Originally posted by Palynka
It's a bit like comparing Hustler and artistic nudes.
Great idea! We should add a Nude round to the Photo comp.

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Originally posted by stocken
Perhaps a porn movie with good acting and a believable storyline is self-contradictory? As soon as it reaches a higher level of artistic expression it cease to be porn (whether they depict it all or not)?
I think the problem lies in the conlict between having a dramatic arc and nature of porn being all about catharsis. with normal story you're trying to build up the tension, with porn you're showing everything right away.

if you'd construct a decent (no pun) storyline, you'd have no other choice than leaving the action into the very end. if you put it any sooner, the suspense will collapse right after it. and you can't have a dramatic arc if you fill the plot with porn from the beginning to the end.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Great idea! We should add a Nude round to the Photo comp.

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Nobody wants to see you naked so put it away.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Nobody wants to see you naked so put it away.
Why do you hate art so much?

Just think... It'd be great, a self taken nude. I just hope I don't fluff it.

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