Facts about Starrman.

I hear that he likes to have a spiked heel stuck up his bum while dressed as a pirate.



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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I hear that he likes to have a spiked heel stuck up his bum while dressed as a pirate.



Feel free to add your own.

He used to host the one and only, RHP FACES!

He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds

He told us not to blow it

Wasn't he King Felcher 1998?

He's not sterile.

He didn't shoot JFK, and rumour has it, he has a proper job .

some say that he has acid for blood, and that he is afraid of bells. all we know is, he's called starrman...

Some men say he could fly.
Some men say he could swim.
Others say he could sing (like Neil Sedaka).

Fact: Starrman can write the Lord's Prayer on the head of a pin!

He's not much cop at washing up.
He's handy with a rubber glove.
He'll google right through you.
Soon he'll be deep in poo.

He likes to strum a tune on his 'instrument' to try and impress other men.

He has a soft spot in is heart for wayward hot chicks.

He is the personification of sloth and a harbinger of doom.

His capacity for artistic expression is hampered only by his enormous capacity for laziness and self absorption.

Closet Christian... He may be related to Jesus... certainly Holy... possibly God.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
He has a soft spot in is heart for wayward hot chicks.

He is the personification of sloth and a harbinger of doom.

His capacity for artistic expression is hampered only by his enormous capacity for laziness and self absorption.

Closet Christian... He may be related to Jesus... certainly Holy... possibly God.

He breeds tropical fish, with moderate success. His favourite colour is blue, and when he was younger he wanted to be an astronaut.