Facts about Starrman.

Originally posted by dottewell
He breeds tropical fish, with moderate success. His favourite colour is blue, and when he was younger he wanted to be an astronaut.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
Stalker!

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
He has a soft spot in is heart for wayward hot chicks.

He is the personification of sloth and a harbinger of doom.

His capacity for artistic expression is hampered only by his enormous capacity for laziness and self absorption.

Closet Christian... He may be related to Jesus... certainly Holy... possibly God.

Originally posted by dottewell
Between 7pm and 8pm last night, he was sitting in his living room watching television.

At 7.34pm he got up to make a cup of tea.

At 7.45pm he picked his nose, and flicked whatever he found there behind the sofa.

He is the opposite of ambiguity

Originally posted by Nordlys
I know for a fact that this is not true. Ha!

Originally posted by lausey
I will have to agree, it was infact 7:46pm.

He could have been a contender but chose to go on a bender hurling his guts out on a Fender of uncertain gender.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
He could have been a contender but chose to go on a bender hurling his guts out on a Fender of uncertain gender.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Still believes in the Easter Bunny and likes to drink to forget his problems.

He's got more intelligence than half the rest of the forum put together, although I'm not saying which half.

he has some zealot followers who worship him and with whom he may start a cult in the short term. no sodomy suspicions amongst them... so far. see above for details

Originally posted by asromacalcio
He's got more intelligence than half the rest of the forum put together, although I'm not saying which half.

Originally posted by Palynka
The forum is sentient? 😲

Originally posted by Nordlys
Yes. And it's out to get you. 😲