Fake tan

My wife has used fake tan for years, it looks good on her. The other night she went on and on about me using it and eventually I gave in and let her apply it to me. Next morning I look like Donald Trump with sunburn! Fortunately it mostly comes off in the shower with a bit of “exfoliating” I believe it’s called.

Watch out for that stuff.

Remember that time I traveled and got stuck in Colombia during a pandemic? Well that's nothing Dive uses fake tan 😉

@trev33 said
Remember that time I traveled and got stuck in Colombia during a pandemic? Well that's nothing Dive uses fake tan 😉

@divegeester said
I also “exfoliate”!

@trev33 said
Remember that time I traveled and got stuck in Colombia during a pandemic? Well that's nothing Dive uses fake tan and knows what exfoliate is 😛

@divegeester said
The worst thing is, I sat out in the sun too long chatting and eating and now I’ve one sunburnt leg which is hot pink and really sore. And I still have the residuals of the fake tan which makes my toes look like underdone cocktail sausages.

@kevin-eleven said
Do you have aloe gel over there? That might help with the sunburn.

@divegeester said
we have Piz Buin after spray milk in our house, which smells like a holiday in a bottle

@fmf said
I've been spraying this in my children's faces and cancelling family holidays for years. I've saved a stack of money.

This thread gets the Bronze medal.