Family Christmas Horror Stories.

Does anyone have one to share? The funnier the better.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Does anyone have one to share? The funnier the better.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Does anyone have one to share? The funnier the better.

A member of the TLF (Tree Liberation Front) a radical tree hugging group once lived next door to my family and went berzerk when he saw me and my dad carrying our Xmas tree into the house from our pickup truck. He came charging at us screaming with a pocket knife to apparently show us how much pain a tree feels when it's cut down. We had to use the tree as a weapon which seemed to work as he quickly backed off.

Originally posted by homedepotov
A member of the TLF (Tree Liberation Front) a radical tree hugging group once lived next door to my family and went berzerk when he saw me and my dad carrying our Xmas tree into the house from our pickup truck. He came charging at us screaming with a pocket knife to apparently show us how much pain a tree feels when it's cut down. We had to use the tree as a weapon which seemed to work as he quickly backed off.

Originally posted by homedepotov
A member of the TLF (Tree Liberation Front) a radical tree hugging group once lived next door to my family and went berzerk when he saw me and my dad carrying our Xmas tree into the house from our pickup truck. He came charging at us screaming with a pocket knife to apparently show us how much pain a tree feels when it's cut down. We had to use the tree as a weapon which seemed to work as he quickly backed off.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
Does anyone have one to share? The funnier the better.

There's the year my mother decided to put the tree in a crock pot instead of a tree stand. Don't know if she was planning to slow cook it or what. I do know that it sure fell over a lot that year!

My mom made me tamales every christmas morning so that I would have something to unwrap in the morning.

My Grandma got hammered one year and was found in the backyard, asleep under a tomato bush.

Originally posted by Zort Boy
My Grandma got hammered one year and was found in the backyard, asleep under a tomato's bush.

my dad always gave us clues and when I was 9 or so the clue was "BB". I was so excited I was getting a BasketBall. But instead it was a Bird Bath (and of course was winter time). Next Christmas no clues and I got a basketball. And we put goldfish in the birdbath and most mornings it flopped on the grass, but the dew kept it alive until we put it back in the birdbath. Not sure any birds used it. think they preferred water holes in the ground.

Did anyone stay awake as long as possible to hear the reindeer's patter on the roof?? Cheers Lolita

Originally posted by Ice Cold
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Originally posted by Zort Boy
How does someone else dit my posts? Not very happy about it although it was funny.