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Famous last words

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Tarzan: "Who greased the grapeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?"

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Originally posted by blunderdog
Tarzan: "Who greased the grapeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?"
Emanuel Lasker- "King of chess."

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Sony Bono- "Oh no! A TRE"

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Sony Bono- "Oh no! A TRE"
I think those were George of the Jungle's last words too

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"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

General John Sedgwick just before being shot and falling over dead.

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Don't worry! It's not that deep.

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Originally posted by FishHead111
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

General John Sedgwick just before being shot and falling over dead.
Almost, but not quite true. He said those words - and completely, he wasn't shot mid-word either - and then one of his soldiers said something to the extent that it was nevertheless not wise to give them a target. To this, Sedgwick answered "Very well, my man, you may stand down". And then, after that last, completed sentence, he was shot.

Still quite ironic, of course. Just not as picturesque.

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Richard Feynman: "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Richard Feynman: "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."
Just go into that cave. Don't worry, its empty.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Just go into that cave. Don't worry, its empty.
"I hate March"-Julius Caesar

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(The female praying mantis initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.)

" Honey, I'm home. What the ......"

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The red neck anthem...Here hold my beer while I light this fuse.

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"The stingray is a docile timid creatu...CRIKEY ALL TO BLOODY HELL!"- Steve Irwin

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Either that wallpaper goes, or I do. ~ Oscar Wilde