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  1. Standard memberblunderdog
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    19 Feb '15 03:141 edit
    Tarzan: "Who greased the grapeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?"
  2. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    19 Feb '15 04:12
    Originally posted by blunderdog
    Tarzan: "Who greased the grapeviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine?"
    Emanuel Lasker- "King of chess."
  3. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    19 Feb '15 04:13
    Sony Bono- "Oh no! A TRE"
  4. Standard memberblunderdog
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    19 Feb '15 05:43
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Sony Bono- "Oh no! A TRE"
    I think those were George of the Jungle's last words too
  5. Subscriberdivegeester
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    19 Feb '15 06:251 edit
    "Told you I was ill."

    Spike Milligan
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    19 Feb '15 13:03
    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

    General John Sedgwick just before being shot and falling over dead.
  7. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    19 Feb '15 14:05
    Don't worry! It's not that deep.
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    19 Feb '15 14:58
    Originally posted by FishHead111
    "They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance"

    General John Sedgwick just before being shot and falling over dead.
    Almost, but not quite true. He said those words - and completely, he wasn't shot mid-word either - and then one of his soldiers said something to the extent that it was nevertheless not wise to give them a target. To this, Sedgwick answered "Very well, my man, you may stand down". And then, after that last, completed sentence, he was shot.

    Still quite ironic, of course. Just not as picturesque.
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    19 Feb '15 15:16
    Richard Feynman: "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."
  10. Subscribersonhouse
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    19 Feb '15 16:00
    Originally posted by Shallow Blue
    Richard Feynman: "I'd hate to die twice. It's so boring."
    Just go into that cave. Don't worry, its empty.
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    19 Feb '15 16:52
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    Just go into that cave. Don't worry, its empty.
    "I hate March"-Julius Caesar
  12. SubscriberPianoman1
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    19 Feb '15 17:08
    (The female praying mantis initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.)

    " Honey, I'm home. What the ......"
  13. This is embarrasking
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    The red neck anthem...Here hold my beer while I light this fuse.
  14. Standard memberChessPraxis
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