12 Jun 05
A man was driving along a country lane when he noticed a farmer standing in the middle of a field. He got out of his car and walked over to the farmer.
He asked the farmer what he was doing. The farmer replied "I'm trying to win a Nobel prize".
"How do expect to do that?" The man asked.
The farmer replied"I heard they only give it to people who are outstanding in their field"
😀
12 Jun 05
Originally posted by bambeeWell, it put a smile on my face, I'll grant you that. 🙂
A man was driving along a country lane when he noticed a farmer standing in the middle of a field. He got out of his car and walked over to the farmer.
He asked the farmer what he was doing. The farmer replied "I'm trying to win a Nobel prize".
"How do expect to do that?" The man asked.
The farmer replied"I heard they only give it to people who are outstanding in their field"
😀
12 Jun 05
Originally posted by bambeelol
A man was driving along a country lane when he noticed a farmer standing in the middle of a field. He got out of his car and walked over to the farmer.
He asked the farmer what he was doing. The farmer replied "I'm trying to win a Nobel prize".
"How do expect to do that?" The man asked.
The farmer replied"I heard they only give it to people who are outstanding in their field"
😀
12 Jun 05
Originally posted by bambeeDon't quit the day job...😉
A man was driving along a country lane when he noticed a farmer standing in the middle of a field. He got out of his car and walked over to the farmer.
He asked the farmer what he was doing. The farmer replied "I'm trying to win a Nobel prize".
"How do expect to do that?" The man asked.
The farmer replied"I heard they only give it to people who are outstanding in their field"
😀
12 Jun 05
Originally posted by bambeeclean and funny
A man was driving along a country lane when he noticed a farmer standing in the middle of a field. He got out of his car and walked over to the farmer.
He asked the farmer what he was doing. The farmer replied "I'm trying to win a Nobel prize".
"How do expect to do that?" The man asked.
The farmer replied"I heard they only give it to people who are outstanding in their field"
😀
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12 Jun 05
Originally posted by bambeeThat is the way it should be. how about this one...
While my jokes may not always be funny, they are always clean. 🙂
A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses..."
12 Jun 05
Originally posted by bambeeThree altogether.
A man was driving along a country lane when he noticed a farmer standing in the middle of a field. He got out of his car and walked over to the farmer.
He asked the farmer what he was doing. The farmer replied "I'm trying to win a Nobel prize".
"How do expect to do that?" The man asked.
The farmer replied"I heard they only give it to people who are outstanding in their field"
😀
1 sheep, 1 cow and 1 pig.