Originally posted by vandervelde
Or braking winds or gas.
This thread is spin off of yet-to-be-posted thread from an OTB turnament.
Does a farting player should apologize or pretend he doesn't know what's going on?
Does gas-attacked player have right to complain to referee?
Pawn fart: A little poof that only effects people in the immediate vicinity. Can affect the largest of people though, despite its size.
Knight fart: Seems to miss one person and effects the next, leading the first to smell it to believe it was the person it bypassed who did the deed.
Bishop fart: Goes from one corner of a room to another in one fell swoop, affecting anyone stood in its line.
Rook fart: Full bodied and full on. Really meaty but can't travel far unless in an empty room.
Queen fart: Also known as an SBD or a vindaloo fart. Explodes in all directions, maiming all those in nose shot of it. Cries of 'Dirty b******d' are often heard from the other side of the room, within half a second of release.
King fart: Again explodes in all directions but not very far. People close by are seriously affected due to liquid matter accompaniment in pants. You are best off leaving after letting one of these go; Game over.