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Originally posted by adramforall
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what a topic!


I thought it was another grampy bobby topic.


Originally posted by adramforall
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Ever gamble on a fart... and lose?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Ever gamble on a fart... and lose?
Instant shart (aaah)


Originally posted by Phlabibit
Ever gamble on a fart... and lose?
Yes, twice... good odds on it happening again a well.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Ever gamble on a fart... and lose?
Jack Nicholson in Bucket List.."..never trust a fart !"

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Originally posted by adramforall

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Originally posted by adramforall
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Silent in a elevator, then look around with a disgusted look on your face.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
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I never knew 638,400 was close to one quarter of a million.

The stats must be accurate! 😉

-m.

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Originally posted by adramforall
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I once put a match to one, although it was not mine - and it was against that person's will. Legs drawn back, knees around his ears. Loud, proud, quiet or feeble - none of these words capture what came to pass in that darkened room. And yet it was absolutely all about that fart and what we saw.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Silent in a elevator, then look around with a disgusted look on your face.
Fart ventriloquy is a fine art indeed!

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Originally posted by FMF
I once put a match to one, although it was not mine - and it was against that person's will. Legs drawn back, knees around his ears. Loud, proud, quiet or feeble - none of these words capture what came to pass in that darkened room. And yet it was absolutely all about that fart and what we saw.
That can be dangerous!

"Fart lightning or pyroflatulence is the practice of igniting the gases produced by human flatulence, often producing a flame of a blue hue, hence the act being known colloquially as a "blue angel", or in Australia, a "blue flame". The fact that flatus is flammable, and the actual combustion of it through this practice, gives rise to much humourous derivation. Other colors of flame such as orange and yellow are possible with the color dependent on the mixture of gases formed in the colon."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting

Be warmed!!

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Originally posted by mikelom

I never knew [b]638,400 was close to one quarter of a million.

The stats must be accurate! 😉

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Suppose it would have been more nearly accurate to have dropped that conversational roundhouse estimate of a quarter of a million for 6.384 million or 64.4% of a million to accomodate sticklers for detail. Knock yourself out, Mike. Take your pick. Besides, what the hecks the big deal about 111, 600 give or take a few lost in the shuffle odorless farts among friends?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Suppose it would have been more nearly accurate to have dropped that conversational roundhouse estimate of [b]a quarter of a million for 6.384 million or 64.4% of a million to accomodate sticklers for detail. Knock yourself out, Mike. Take your pick. Besides, what the hecks the big deal about 111, 600 give or take a few lost in the shuffle odorless farts among friends?

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Errmm. Can you count?

64.4% of a million is closer to three quarters of a million. not one quarter

Get my point?

Roundhouse estimate was about 75% wrong, give or take 11% 😉

-m.