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I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I AM BREATHING EVERYDAY. 😀

Figures of farts matter to me! 😉

-m.

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Originally posted by mikelom
[b] I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I AM BREATHING EVERYDAY. 😀

Figures of farts matter to me! 😉

-m.[/b]
The classic film fart scene of all time has GOT to be the sidesplittingly hysterical Peter Sellers scene in the elevator as Clouseau.

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
The classic film fart scene of all time has GOT to be the sidesplittingly hysterical Peter Sellers scene in the elevator as Clouseau.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu6QBoDPw9U
Agreed!

Blazing Saddles around the fire was a good one, but a bit school-boyish.

Seller's was complete class, in comparison. 🙂

-m.

Thanks adram, for such a great intellectual deposit. Pheeewwww. Woz dat?

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Originally posted by mikelom
Agreed!

Blazing Saddles around the fire was a good one, but a bit school-boyish.

Seller's was complete class, in comparison. 🙂

-m.

Thanks adram, for such a great intellectual deposit. Pheeewwww. Woz dat?
Yes, Blazing saddles was good, no, it was classic, but in a different league to Clouseau.

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Originally posted by mikelom
Errmm. Can you count?

64.4% of a million is closer to three quarters of a million. not [b]one quarter

Get my point?

Roundhouse estimate was about 75% wrong, give or take 11% 😉

-m.[/b]
My huge mistake. Sorry, Mike, but I was trying to figure out where I left my hat. Thread 143649


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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
My huge mistake. Sorry, Mike, but I was trying to figure out where I left my hat. Thread 143649


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So do you now accept that you may not be always on the mark, and accurate? 😉

-m

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Originally posted by mikelom
So do you now accept that you may not be always on the mark, and accurate? 😉

-m
Yes, especially since August 19, 2011.

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Originally posted by mikelom
That can be dangerous!

"Fart lightning or pyroflatulence is the practice of igniting the gases produced by human flatulence, often producing a flame of a blue hue, hence the act being known colloquially as a "blue angel", or in Australia, a "blue flame". The fact that flatus is flammable, and the actual combustion of it through this practice, gives rise t ...[text shortened]... formed in the colon."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_lighting

Be warmed!!

-m.
Ok, NOW I've heard it all.

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Originally posted by FMF
I once put a match to one, although it was not mine - and it was against that person's will. Legs drawn back, knees around his ears. Loud, proud, quiet or feeble - none of these words capture what came to pass in that darkened room. And yet it was absolutely all about that fart and what we saw.
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Originally posted by Suzianne
Ok, NOW I've heard it all.

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Why do women always react that way to farting?

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Originally posted by adramforall
Loud and proud

or

quiet and feeble
34 so far since the clock hit midnight 2012. My boyfriend is only up to 7. He has a lot of catching up to do.

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Originally posted by fatalinsomnia81
34 so far since the clock hit midnight 2012. My boyfriend is only up to 7. He has a lot of catching up to do.
beans?

Seriously, you counted 34, I would've just noticed more than 3 in the hour and reckoned it was just going to be that sort of day. And/or I had beans the day before.

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Originally posted by josephw
Why do women always react that way to farting?
It's because they think they don't. Too genteel, they claim. The real reason is that they never build up enough gas to notice it themselves - they never keep the other end closed for long enough, you see.

Richard