favorite epitaphs

"pardon me for not rising"

@lemondrop said
"pardon me for not rising"

@rookie54 said
you want all the old ones?
or just the dead ones?

@rookie54 said
you want all the old ones?
or just the dead ones?

“Technically a lifetime supply and a lethal does are the same thing.”

"Told ya I was sick"

Rodney Dangerfield: there goes the neighborhood.

Francine McNiff: I have ceased to exist.

I always wondered what this would feel like.

"Heaven........are we there yet?"