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"pardon me for not rising"

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@lemondrop said
"pardon me for not rising"
you want all the old ones?
or just the dead ones?

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@rookie54 said
you want all the old ones?
or just the dead ones?
your favorites

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@rookie54 said
you want all the old ones?
or just the dead ones?
How about both?

-VR

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“Technically a lifetime supply and a lethal does are the same thing.”

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"Told ya I was sick"

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Rodney Dangerfield: there goes the neighborhood.

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Francine McNiff: I have ceased to exist.

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I always wondered what this would feel like.

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"Heaven........are we there yet?"

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