I went to the company Christmas party,
we were all merry hale and hearty.
But then the drink began to flow
and things went sour don't you know.
The Boss did grope the payroll clerk,
he never spoke to her at work.
She slapped him hard and realized,
she lost the job that she once prized.
A supervisor others did hate,
went to the toilet and then too late,
noticed that the lights went out
and then there came a mighty shout.
He fell to the floor under a mighty weight.
A voice said to him let's get this straight.
I never really did like you
then he was beaten black and blue.
Outside on the dance floor an odd couple did lurch.
For God's sake you two find a room or a church.
We'll marry you off in a whirlwind style
and later all the regrets you can compile.
The drink did flow and things got worse
an ambulance came two paramedics and a nurse.
The supervisor was whisked quickly away
three men in jail, released next day.
Statements taken, I saw nothing.
Too busy watching the dance floor rutting.
Police had to sort it all out
but too much alcohol created much doubt.
Out! They said, put them all on the street!
Aches in the head and unsteady on the feet.
We can never go there again.
What about next year? Where and when?
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Originally posted by johnnylongwoodyWHO??? I demand answers.
Ha ha ha, if only you knew. My lips are sealed.
( No, I'm not Ice Cold, but I know who is. )
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Oh and by the way, on a personal note, I hate Christmas.
Prick stole my squirrel.
