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I understand some people are angry at me, and may want to kick my chess butt. So in good spirts and sportmanship, I have a slot open now, and I'm saving it for someone special who wants to tackle me on. There are a few requirements mind you:

A) You must be 1650 rated or above.

and

B) You must HATE me.

Be sure to send me a challenge, and best of luck.

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(A) I am rated at 900

(B) I love you

So I cant play you :'(

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Originally posted by Umalakas
I understand some people are angry at me, and may want to kick my chess butt. So in good spirts and sportmanship, I have a slot open now, and I'm saving it for someone special who wants to tackle me on. There are a few requirements mind you:

A) You must be 1650 rated or above.

and

B) You must HATE me.

Be sure to send me a challenge, and best of luck.
😠 Requirement B is definitely taken care of, but A is not... :'(

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Good spirts? Saucy.

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Originally posted by Umalakas
A) You must be 1650 rated or above.
That rating of yours must mean alot to you.

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I think I'm gonna have to put a contract out on you.

anybody want to waste this creep, I'll give you one non-pawn star rec 😉

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
That rating of yours must mean alot to you.
If I actually lost pts for winning the match, that would lose much of the intensity/point of it, wouldn't it?

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Originally posted by Umalakas
I have a slot open now, and I'm saving it for someone special who wants to tackle me on.
Tackle you onto what exactly?

I'd like to tackle you on to a bulldozer's wheel and create bloody patterns on the road.

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Originally posted by Umalakas
I understand some people are angry at me, and may want to kick my chess butt. So in good spirts and sportmanship, I have a slot open now, and I'm saving it for someone special who wants to tackle me on. There are a few requirements mind you:

A) You must be 1650 rated or above.

and

B) You must HATE me.

Be sure to send me a challenge, and best of luck.
Excuse my ignorance, but why are you hated at the moment?

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
Excuse my ignorance, but why are you hated at the moment?
Because I don't use honey on many of the popular folk around here. That would be my guess.

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Originally posted by Umalakas
Because I don't use honey on many of the popular folk around here. That would be my guess.
Who's popular? Chessplayers aren't.

EDIT: BTW, would you kindly remove your dentures next time? I have abrasions. Ta ta.
KK

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Originally posted by Umalakas
Feel free to kill me!
Bang! you're dead.

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Originally posted by Umalakas
Because I don't use honey on many of the popular folk around here. That would be my guess.
I have an alternative hypothesis. Simply stated, the level to which you are despised is directly proportional to how big of a douchetard @$$hole you are. You've been an opinionated, self righteous, turd since the moment you showed up.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Tackle you onto what exactly?

I'd like to tackle you on to a bulldozer's wheel and create bloody patterns on the road.
Damn it man! I just rec'd a Shavixmir post. I feel so dirty and used!

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Originally posted by Chess Moose
Excuse my ignorance, but why are you hated at the moment?
He projects his self-hatred onto the world in the hope that it will bounce back & kill him.

His username means "you w@nkers" for those whose Greek is worse than mine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malaka). So you can guess what he thinks of this community.