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My laptop just told me randomly that I am 'fully protected."

I feel decidedly bulletproof.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
My laptop just told me randomly that I am 'fully protected."

I feel decidedly bulletproof.
What is your goal here?

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Originally posted by @chaney3
What is your goal here?
World domination.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
World domination.
Ghost,
You must first learn to dominate your own huge ego.

I hope you yield to my very good advice.

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Originally posted by @chaney3
Ghost,
You must first learn to dominate your own huge ego.

I hope you yield to my very good advice.
Happy to converse with you sir, but will have to charge an hourly rate of 1200 pounds.

Don't even try and pay me in pennies. 😠

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Happy to converse with you sir, but will have to charge an hourly rate of 1200 pounds.

Don't even try and pay me in pennies. 😠
As I recall, you are not a therapist, but you are their boss.

You cannot charge me anything, nor console me.

Correct?

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Happy to converse with you sir, but will have to charge an hourly rate of 1200 pounds.

Don't even try and pay me in pennies. 😠
goad,

LOL...I wouldn't pay you 12 cents to converse with you!

Have you seen your own shrink lately?

-VR

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Originally posted by @chaney3
As I recall, you are not a therapist, but you are their boss.

You cannot charge me anything, nor console me.

Correct?
chaney3,

He can be anyone he wants on here same as you or I for that matter....LOL...

-VR

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
My laptop just told me randomly that I am 'fully protected."

I feel decidedly bulletproof.
Lets hope that the bullets are made from polymer foam 😉

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Originally posted by @ponderable
Lets hope that the bullets are made from polymer foam 😉
🙂

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"Full protection" is relative. Send me your credit card details and I'll ensure that you get upgraded to armour-piercing-proof.

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Originally posted by @moonbus
"Full protection" is relative. Send me your credit card details and I'll ensure that you get upgraded to armour-piercing-proof.
Obviously he is not a credit card holder..... 😉


-VR

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
My laptop just told me randomly that I am 'fully protected."

I feel decidedly bulletproof.
Does it give protection from all of the other idiots who inhabit our planet? If so I want one; please send me details.

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Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
Does it give protection from all of the other idiots who inhabit our planet? If so I want one; please send me details.
Alas, the small print said:

Fully Protected!

( Please note you are not however protected from all the idiots who inhabit our planet. You can however upgrade to get protection from B rate celebrities and the Liberal Democrats).

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Originally posted by @moonbus
"Full protection" is relative. Send me your credit card details and I'll ensure that you get upgraded to armour-piercing-proof.
I am reaching for my wallet as we speak sir.