Originally posted by @moonbusWith an IQ of 157 sir, the Ghost invariably speaks in code.
Hurry.
Thus, 'I am reaching for my wallet as we speak' translates as, 'I am reporting you as we speak to the appropriate authorities, while simultaneously eating a cheese sandwich.'
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeThe cucumber is crunchy this evening. 😉
With an IQ of 157 sir, the Ghost invariably speaks in code.
Thus, 'I am reaching for my wallet as we speak' translates as, 'I am reporting you as we speak to the appropriate authorities, while simultaneously eating a cheese sandwich.'
Originally posted by @wolfgang59Indeed sir, and the walrus is rampaging through the cauliflowers. I repeat, the walrus is rampaging through the cauliflowers!!
The cucumber is crunchy this evening. 😉
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeBrassica Alert!
Indeed sir, and the walrus is rampaging through the cauliflowers. I repeat, the walrus is rampaging through the cauliflowers!!
Bro!
C.C. Oli is ready!
Originally posted by @wolfgang59I was asked what protection I use during sex.
Brassica Alert!
Bro!
C.C. Oli is ready!
I replied that I have always found a bus shelter to be perfectly adequate.
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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeWith your IQ of 157, I assumed you would correctly decode "hurry" to mean "seek shelter in a bus stop because the walrus is rampaging through the cauliflowers." Elementary, my dear Watson.
With an IQ of 157 sir, the Ghost invariably speaks in code.
Thus, 'I am reaching for my wallet as we speak' translates as, 'I am reporting you as we speak to the appropriate authorities, while simultaneously eating a cheese sandwich.'
Originally posted by @moonbusBy Jove, you have an IQ of 158! 😲
With your IQ of 157, I assumed you would correctly decode "hurry" to mean "seek shelter in a bus stop because the walrus is rampaging through the cauliflowers." Elementary, my dear Watson.
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeHow about HM Customs and Excise; any protection there? I would be prepared to pay an additional premium, or do I have to start smuggling again?
Alas, the small print said:
Fully Protected!
( Please note you are not however protected from all the idiots who inhabit our planet. You can however upgrade to get protection from B rate celebrities and the Liberal Democrats).