female trumpet players

why so few?

@lemondrop said
why so few?

Can't wear lipstick?

@great-big-stees said
Can't wear lipstick?

maybe it's the spit

@lemondrop said
maybe it's the spit

Well there is a "spit valve" ya know.

Lung capacity? Wrinkles?

@torunn said
Lung capacity? Wrinkles?

Of course. No woman wants any wrinkles and they need the "lung capacity" to use when yelling at their husbands, "One thing. That's all I asked you to do when I was away at the salon having my wrinkles looked after".

@great-big-stees said
Of course. No woman wants any wrinkles and they need the "lung capacity" to use when yelling at their husbands, "One thing. That's all I asked you to do when I was away at the salon having my wrinkles looked after".

Women may have many faults, men have only two
Everything they say and everything they do...

(read somewhere at some time. 🙂 )

@torunn said
Women may have many faults, men have only two
Everything they say and everything they do...

(read somewhere at some time. 🙂 )

OUCH!!!! Now that would make some men "spitting" mad.

@great-big-stees said
OUCH!!!! Now that would make some men "spitting" mad.

I know, I will have my fair share of thumbs down... 🙂

Maybe the trumpet is a phallic symbol?
I know I don't blow no damn trumpet.
Everyone has a price though.

@lemondrop said
why so few?

they have all been defenestrated...

@rookie54 said
they have all been defenestrated...

Hmmmm...bad players?

@great-big-stees said
Hmmmm...bad players?

Candy Dulfer with Dave Stewart, not a trumpeter but a German saxophonist. Excellent!

YouTube

@drewnogal said
Candy Dulfer with Dave Stewart, not a trumpeter but a German saxophonist. Excellent!

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Great! He played with Annie Lennox!

YouTube

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