@suzianne said
Was this before or after you were in the Yakuza?

I was never in the Yakuza.

@fmf said
I was never in the Yakuza.

So how did you lose part of your finger?

@the-gravedigger said
So how did you lose part of your finger?

I only lost it in a joke that I once told. Once the joke was finished, I found that I still had all my fingers.

@fmf said
I only lost it in a joke that I once told. Once the joke was finished, I found that I still had all my fingers.

Didn't you once lose your life in a joke but then found that you weren't really dead?

@the-gravedigger said
Didn't you once lose your life in a joke but then found that you weren't really dead?

In that joke, however, I ended up with a different brain. So, swings and roundabouts.

@fmf said
I was never in the Yakuza.

You've made and continue to make many ridiculous claims, including being in the Yakuza. If that one was untrue, how can we tell if any of those claims are true?

@suzianne said
You've made and continue to make many ridiculous claims, including being in the Yakuza. If that one was untrue, how can we tell if any of those claims are true?

It was a joke. A ridiculous, surreal joke. An obvious joke. You didn't get it and looked silly. And you are STILL all bent out of shape... what is it? ...6 years later?

@suzianne said
You've made and continue to make many ridiculous claims, including being in the Yakuza. If that one was untrue, how can we tell if any of those claims are true?

You've made and continue to make many ridiculous claims

No I haven't.

@suzianne said
You've made and continue to make many ridiculous claims, including being in the Yakuza.

How many angels were you allegedly visited by?

@suzianne said
Was this before or after you were in the Yakuza?

About 20 years after.