Find my clue.

Are you decorative or useful?

1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I don't have a spring in me.
9. I don't have any pre-set programming.
10. I am not a woodworking tool.
11. I don't have any moving parts.
12. I am not an ingot.
13. I'm pretty inexpensive.
14. Part of me has a circular shape.
15. I am mainly useful rather than decorative.

Are you used to contain a substance?

1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I don't have a spring in me.
9. I don't have any pre-set programming.
10. I am not a woodworking tool.
11. I don't have any moving parts.
12. I am not an ingot.
13. I'm pretty inexpensive.
14. Part of me has a circular shape.
15. I am mainly useful rather than decorative.
16. I am not used to contain a substance.

Are you used as a weapon?

1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I don't have a spring in me.
9. I don't have any pre-set programming.
10. I am not a woodworking tool.
11. I don't have any moving parts.
12. I am not an ingot.
13. I'm pretty inexpensive.
14. Part of me has a circular shape.
15. I am mainly useful rather than decorative.
16. I am not used to contain a substance.
17. I won't rule out my use as a weapon, though I'm definitely not most people's first choice (or even in the top 10).

Are you normally held in the hand?

1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I don't have a spring in me.
9. I don't have any pre-set programming.
10. I am not a woodworking tool.
11. I don't have any moving parts.
12. I am not an ingot.
13. I'm pretty inexpensive.
14. Part of me has a circular shape.
15. I am mainly useful rather than decorative.
16. I am not used to contain a substance.
17. I won't rule out my use as a weapon, though I'm definitely not most people's first choice (or even in the top 10).
18. I am normally held in the hand.

Are you a piece of sports equipment, for example a tennis racquet?

Are you a cheese grater?

-m.

1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I don't have a spring in me.
9. I don't have any pre-set programming.
10. I am not a woodworking tool.
11. I don't have any moving parts.
12. I am not an ingot.
13. I'm pretty inexpensive.
14. Part of me has a circular shape.
15. I am mainly useful rather than decorative.
16. I am not used to contain a substance.
17. I won't rule out my use as a weapon, though I'm definitely not most people's first choice (or even in the top 10).
18. I am normally held in the hand.
19. I am not a piece of sports equipment.
20. Nor a cheese grater.

Originally posted by SwissGambit
1. No, I am not wired.
2. I am smaller than a microwave. (that question is useful, isn't it?)
3. I am not made of wood.
4. I am not made of any kind of plastic.
5. I am made of metal.
6. I am not designed primarily for personal/domestic use, although I can be used in that setting.
7. I am not used to construct or repair other metal objects.
8. I d ...[text shortened]... y held in the hand.
19. I am not a piece of sports equipment.
20. Nor a cheese grater.

Could you be used as a sexual device?