Finish This Line...

Coconut

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24 Jul 05 03:20

Jonny d

Behind you^^

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04 Sep 06 20:25

Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?

Twas my sister, my wife fell out yesterday. 😕 I guess I should repair the door.

adognameblue

no one special

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10 Mar 07 14:43

Originally posted by D43M0N
I thought it was a bit quiet.

I know,I was hoping no one saw that..

Coconut

Earth Prime

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10 Mar 07 18:15

geezus this is messed up. Someone bumping my post from 20 or so months ago. I don't remember posting this.

~~Frank Burns~~

Great Big Stees

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10 Mar 07 19:10

Shut up 'Nut...

adognameblue

no one special

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14 Aug 07 13:28

I know,do you think I'm a dope

adognameblue

no one special

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14 Aug 07 13:31

Cop car stope a speeder and ask," do you know way I stop you"
what those the speeder say ?///

demonseed

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14 Aug 07 13:36

Originally posted by aligarjon
oh, i thought it was farther than that

😵

Dr Strangelove

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14 Aug 07 14:04

2 edits

Originally posted by Coconut

If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

Why would you give anything you won to Russ?????

Jay Joos

Joined: 28 Feb 07
Moves: 1295

14 Aug 07 14:44

Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?

" i thought it was my mother-in-law.... dammit!!!"

jenna1

Joined: 14 Jun 07
Moves: 1417

26 Aug 07 20:43

Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?

Take her home, give her a couple glasses of wine, and she'll be fine

c99ux

'Sir' to you

Osaka, Japan

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Moves: 40257

08 Sep 07 14:48

Originally posted by Coconut
Okay, so I don't claim to have made this up, if I do SOMEONE will find out and rat me out. This is from this month's Reader's Digest. The contest is to submit a funny line finishing the joke and win $100. If I happen to submit anyone's and win, I'll give the money to Russ.

As a man waits at a stoplight, another car pulls up alongside him. The second drive ...[text shortened]... lls, "Hey, your wife fell out of the car a half-mile back!"

What does the man respond?

No she didn't, she went for a walk...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6984776.stm