Today I had to start 7th grade. Its was awful!!! :'(
First I saw Adam and tried to talk to him but he totally ignored me.
Then I went to home room and found out my teacher also slaughters cows in his spare time.
Next I had technology and all we're going to do this year is key boarding! I've been doing that since 1st grade!
English was next. zzzzzzzzz............ -what?
Gym! Yay... This old dude is teaching us. He says that if we get 10 out of 25 basketballs into the net we still fail. Isn't that illegal?
Then we had social studies. How in the world is American history going to come in handy when I'm an adult?
Lunch. The highlight of my day. I got to listen to some guy talk to himself and some other guy clean his braces.
Ah, science. I learned that people have been burned in her class with acid.
All in all the first day of school rated on a 1 to 10 scale was -349. :'(
School starting so soon? what has the world come to!
I feel for you, Rachel. I didn't enjoy starting school until I started college, then I loved it!
I suspect that your gym teacher is trying to provide you students with extra motiviation. I don't believe that he will actually fail you missing hoops.
-Ray.
Originally posted by rgoudieMotivation? He looked at as that way and he couldn't stop yelling at us. I thought he was going to pull out a whip and beat us.
School starting so soon? what has the world come to!
I feel for you, Rachel. I didn't enjoy starting school until I started college, then I loved it!
I suspect that your gym teacher is trying to provide you students with extra motiviation. I don't believe that he will actually fail you missing hoops.
-Ray.
How to increase your enjoyment of 7th grade;
First I saw Adam and tried to talk to him but he totally ignored me.
-Take the acid from physics and thraeten to throw it at him. He can't ignore you after that.
Then I went to home room and found out my teacher also slaughters cows in his spare time.
-Think that the cows he slaughters eventually become your meat, wich is delicious and healthy for you. It gives you strength to do lots of fun things!
Next I had technology and all we're going to do this year is key boarding! I've been doing that since 1st grade!
-Learn to hack the school database!
English was next. zzzzzzzzz............ -what?
-Everyone needs their nap once in a while.
Gym! Yay... This old dude is teaching us. He says that if we get 10 out of 25 basketballs into the net we still fail. Isn't that illegal?
-Learn to throw the ball against the hoop in such a way that it ricochets against the gym-teacher's leg, wich will undoubtably break due to fragile bones. From then on gym will be a free for all.
Then we had social studies. How in the world is American history going to come in handy when I'm an adult?
-Whilst hacking the database, change the salary for history teachers. They will be accused of criminal activities, and leave you without history-lessons.
Lunch. The highlight of my day. I got to listen to some guy talk to himself and some other guy clean his braces.
-Give the spare acid to the guy with braces to speed up the cleaning process, then leave for he footballfield. The other guy is content talking to himself.
Ah, science. I learned that people have been burned in her class with acid.
-You burned Adam allready, so you're safe from harm.
Enjoy!
(I will not be held resposible for the execution of above actions, all above is purely meant as joke and not to be taken seriously)
Originally posted by TheMaster37One problem. I'm a vegetarian.
Then I went to home room and found out my teacher also slaughters cows in his spare time.
-Think that the cows he slaughters eventually become your meat, wich is delicious and healthy for you. It gives you strength to do lots of fun things!
Originally posted by Remora91are you in florida? there the schools start earlier
Today I had to start 7th grade. Its was awful!!! :'(
First I saw Adam and tried to talk to him but he totally ignored me.
Then I went to home room and found out my teacher also slaughters cows in his spare time.
Next I had technology and all we're going to do this year is key boarding! I've been doing that since 1st grade!
English was next. z ...[text shortened]... r class with acid.
All in all the first day of school rated on a 1 to 10 scale was -349. :'(
Originally posted by TheMaster37Now Middle School is perfect! Its the best place in the world! It has nice people, nice teachers, and homework that is fun. *sigh* I wish I was still there...
Vegetarian...hmm then that would be one point in school that stays bad...oh well, might be better that way.
There are no perfect schools, so if yours was perfect you'd be in a...PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
Originally posted by Mat KelleyI wear fake leather shoes (they last longer and don't cost as much), I only buy eastsport backpacks and they don't carry leather, purses are a hassle to carry around, and I wear plastic belts. 😀 And I still look good.
Do you not own any leather shoes/bags/purse/belts? - this way the cows make you look good😀
Originally posted by Remora91We'll just have to believe you on that one 😉
I wear fake leather shoes (they last longer and don't cost as much), I only buy eastsport backpacks and they don't carry leather, purses are a hassle to carry around, and I wear plastic belts. 😀 And I still look good.
Middle school was nice...though it got boring after a few years. I just love university; hard work, great friends, girlfriend, parties, more hard work, more parties...
Originally posted by Remora91Well I like steak and where leather shoes so maybe the cows died for me - and I'm not such a bad chap
I wear fake leather shoes (they last longer and don't cost as much), I only buy eastsport backpacks and they don't carry leather, purses are a hassle to carry around, and I wear plastic belts. 😀 And I still look good.