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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
GBS, apologize for my flip reply. Only point I meant to make was that Divine integrity is impressed with recognition of His authority/

obedience to His commands, not in the least with personality change, giving up things such as lipstick, ciggies, bubble gum, etc.
It's for the sake of your help, Bob.

Quit it before you're connected to a respiratory machine, my friend.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
1. Slapped my wife on the ass when the alarm went off (accidently of course... damn snooze buttons have a life of their own).
2. Took a dump.
3. Worked through a 54 step kata in my garage, already hot damn it, got to insulate the garage door one of these days.
4. Woke up my daughter and stuck her on the couch with a bottle of juice while making her breakfast.
5. Scratched my balls, showered, shaved, dressed. Damn I looked good.
This morning, Friday, I did the same 'first five' as yesterday... (6) was thinking of you in your sweaty garage, mouthing clever obscenities.



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