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First Five Things You Did This Morning



(1) Walked out onto the patio, stretched, listened to a few unusal birds; (2) Washed my face and mouthwashed

with Listerene; (3) Put a pot of coffee on; (4) Lit a Pall Mall Ultra Light 100; (5) Thanked God for the new day.



How about you?


Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
First Five Things You Did This Morning



(1) Walked out onto the patio, stretched, listened to a few unusal birds; (2) Washed my face and mouthwashed

with Listerene; (3) Put a pot of coffee on; (4) Lit a Pall Mall Ultra Light 100; (5) Thanked God for the new day.



How about you?
why are you using lights during the day? you obviously had enough light to put a pot of coffee on, stop wasting energy 😏

1. woke up by alarm
2. hit snooze
3. went back to sleep
3. woke up by alarm
5. hit snooze

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
First Five Things You Did This Morning



(1) Walked out onto the patio, stretched, listened to a few unusal birds; (2) Washed my face and mouthwashed

with Listerene; (3) Put a pot of coffee on; (4) Lit a Pall Mall Ultra Light 100; (5) Thanked God for the new day.



How about you?
If you replace #4 with #5 and add a new #5, e.g. "chewed my first nicotine gum" the post + the whole thing would receive the SSOA.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
First Five Things You Did This Morning



(1) Walked out onto the patio, stretched, listened to a few unusal birds; (2) Washed my face and mouthwashed

with Listerene; (3) Put a pot of coffee on; (4) Lit a Pall Mall Ultra Light 100; (5) Thanked God for the new day.



How about you?
I saw no brushing of the teeth, a morning routine for most of us. Would that mean false teeth?

Morning Ritual:
After giving my bladder some comfort, then jumping into the shower, ...have breakfast, and brush teeth. Oh yes, and then my coffee fix!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I saw no brushing of the teeth, a morning routine for most of us. Would that mean false teeth?

Morning Ritual:
After giving my bladder some comfort, then jumping into the shower, ...have breakfast, and brush teeth. Oh yes, and then my coffee fix!
Saw no reason to spell out the obvious to such an astute and august body of posters... of course I urinated and brushed my teeth.

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Originally posted by Seitse
If you replace #4 with #5 and add a new #5, e.g. "chewed my first nicotine gum" the post + the whole thing would receive the SSOA.
At a loss for words...



😞

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Saw no reason to spell out the obvious to such an astute and august body of posters... of course I urinated and brushed my teeth.
You did say first 5 things done in the morning! Urninating and brushing ones teeth I would assume would be on most peoples list. 😉

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
You did say first 5 things done in the morning! Urninating and brushing ones teeth I would assume would be on most peoples list. 😉
You're correct, Rusty, in identifying a few details of universal morning

ablutions. Simply thought it more tasteful to get beyond the obvious.

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...checked my lugar to see that it had a full clip...ripped an obama sticker off my neighbour's prius...sent money to the mormon church...made breakfast for my dog...took my dog for a car ride...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You're correct, Rusty, in identifying a few details of universal morning

ablutions. Simply thought it more tasteful to get beyond the obvious.
I guess that is the black and white thing with me again, and no room for the grey area. To me the first 5 things...IS the first five things. 😉 If you skip them then you are not talking about the first five things anymore, in my humble opinion. 🙂

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I guess that is the black and white thing with me again, and no room for the grey area. To me the first 5 things...IS the first five things. 😉 If you skip them then you are not talking about the first five things anymore, in my humble opinion. 🙂
That's okay. Hardnosed objectivity/literal play of mind is essential in

business, medicine, law, pursuit of truth, etc. Social flex is okay too.

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1.Woke up
2.Sat up
3.Got off of bed
4.Took one step with my left foot
5.Took one step with my right foot.

Can we make it 10 instead of 5? Atleast then I can tell you I went pee.

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Originally posted by Attacking The King
1.Woke up
2.Sat up
3.Got off of bed
4.Took one step with my left foot
5.Took one step with my right foot.

Can we make it 10 instead of 5? Atleast then I can tell you I went pee.
Right you are! Did I ever skip a bunch of steps 😞

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woke up, got out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, i noticed i was late
found my coat and grabbed my hat
made the bus in seconds flat
found my way upstairs and had a smoke
somebody spoke and i went into a dream


everyday...
rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
woke up, got out of bed
dragged a comb across my head
found my way downstairs and drank a cup
and looking up, i noticed i was late
found my coat and grabbed my hat
made the bus in seconds flat
found my way upstairs and had a smoke
somebody spoke and i went into a dream


everyday...
rookie
Woke up
Turned off alarm
Thanked god for waking me up
Went to the bathroon
crapped,showered and shaved