Five words per person story

Originally posted by trev33
too slow old man 😉

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Five words dude get it

Originally posted by trev33
centuries but not long enough

Originally posted by Fleabitten
or so I thought. But,

Originally posted by Sunburnt
I'm so desperate I tried

Originally posted by adramforall
to lick my own bottom

Originally posted by Fleabitten
I did not succeed, so,...

Originally posted by adramforall
I went to play football

: Contagious microbes contaminated kicker's foot

Originally posted by gregsflat
: Contagious microbes contaminated kicker's foot

Originally posted by Fleabitten
Slightly alarmed by this, I...

Originally posted by Nordlys
...cut off the foot, then...

Originally posted by Fleabitten
screamed in agony. It seems..

a delirious hallucination caused by

Originally posted by gregsflat
a delirious hallucination caused by