Five words per person story

Originally posted by yo its me
my foot pickled in eggnogg,

When I arrived at emergency....

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When I arrived at emergency....

santa greeted me (he volunteers).

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
When I arrived at emergency....

My foot must be amputated.

Originally posted by Sunburnt
My foot must be amputated.

The intern noted the eggnog...

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The intern noted the eggnog...

saying, "looks a bit yeller"

Originally posted by eamon o
saying, "looks a bit yeller"

"lets see the other one"

Originally posted by eamon o
"lets see the other one"

"Even worse, this is purple"

Originally posted by yo its me
"Even worse, this is purple"

"Wait those colours don't go....

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Wait those colours don't go....

"...unless we wait for Easter..."

Originally posted by HandyAndy
"...unless we wait for Easter..."

Easter?...I can't wait that.....

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Easter?...I can't wait that.....

long!...I...feel...a...bit...

Originally posted by Fleabitten
long!...I...feel...a...bit...

peckish. Can you re-attach it?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
peckish. Can you re-attach it?

But first, kindly reattach re-attach.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
But first, kindly reattach re-attach.

It's time we moved on...

Originally posted by Sunburnt
It's time we moved on...

To another theme...or what?