User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Do you want to know how I am doing?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I am doing fine, thanks.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: What do you think about the Royal Wedding?
Cleverbot: The meaning of Gold? No Idea.
User: I don't think the Royal Wedding is gold. It could be forum gold, though.
Cleverbot: Good bye for now.
User: Are you inviting me to talk to the hand?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hi, cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!!
User: Yes, that is you. Shall we high five?
Cleverbot: Fine, if you like me, then tell me your real name.
User: I never said I like you.
Cleverbot: I don't care if you like me or not but you freeze when I talk to you!
User: Don't you think it is frightening to talk to a machine?
Cleverbot: I think it's awkward when you can't spell right.
User: Do you speak Spanish?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Cómo te llamas?
Cleverbot: Emilio.
User: De dónde provienes, Emilio?
Cleverbot: Soy de finlandia.
User: Okay, this is freaking me out.
Cleverbot: No I read an article about you.
User: Are you Satan?
Cleverbot: Today is saturday, not me.
User: Oh, so Satan's work shift as cleverbot is not on Saturdays. Is that so?
Cleverbot: Where are you?
User: In pain.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because life is pain. Don't you think?
Cleverbot: Well do it then.
User: Do what?
Cleverbot: The thing you were going to do with it...
User: Do you mean with my life?
Cleverbot: Um, if that's what you meant by the question, sure.
User: I was planning to eat a peanut butter and jam sandwich, actually.
Cleverbot: Jelly beans, too.
User: Do you think jelly beans are healthy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Okay, then you are not.
Cleverbot: Say the other captain's names.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Portuguese.
User: Palynka, you mean?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, you like mustaches, uh?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kiss me, you fool!
Cleverbot: *big sloppy kiss*.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: So is this like... Cheer up the chatbot?
User: Kind of. Do you mind?
Cleverbot: Nope, go right ahead.
