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  1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    17 Jul '16 14:30
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane?

    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane.


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WADZZM
  2. SubscriberFMF
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    17 Jul '16 14:48
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane?

    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane.

    YouTube

    Muffin Man

    The muffin man is seated at the table
    In the laboratory of the utility muffin Research kitchen.
    Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon,
    He gathers an Intimate quantity of dried muffin
    Remnants and brushing his scapular aside,
    Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...
    He turns to us and speaks:
    "Some people like cupcakes better.
    I for one care less for them!"
    Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas
    Snoot of a fully charged icing anointment utensil,
    He 'poot's forths a quarter-ounce green rosette,
    - oh ah yuk, yuk... let's try that again...! -
    He 'poots' forth a quarter-ounce green rosette
    Near the summit of a dense,
    But radiant muffin of his own design.
    Later he says:
    "Some people... some people like cupcakes
    Exclusively, while myself, I say,
    There is naught nor ought there be nothing
    So exalted on the face of god's grey
    Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!"
    Girl you thought he was a man,
    But he was a muffin,
    He hung around till you found,
    That he didn't know nuthin',
    Girl you thought he was a man,
    But he only was a-puffin',
    No cries is heard in the night,
    As a result of him stuffin',
    Bruce Fowler on trombone,
    Napoleon Murphy brock on tenor sax and lead vocals,
    Terry Bozzio on drums,
    Tom Fowler on bass,
    Denny Walley on slide,
    George Duke on keyboards,
    Captain Beefheart on vocals and soprano sax and madness.
    Thank you very much for coming to the concert tonight. Hope you enjoyed it. goodnight
    Austin, texas, where ever you are.
  3. Subscriberrookie54
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    17 Jul '16 17:00
    joe will never leave his garage again...
  4. SubscriberFMF
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    17 Jul '16 17:02
    Originally posted by rookie54
    joe will never leave his garage again...
    I don't know about Joe and his garage, but he'll engage in a bit of bongo fury, I'll bet you.
  5. Subscriberdivegeester
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    17 Jul '16 17:07
    Does anyone else get the feeling that suzianne won't be posting in this thread?
  6. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    17 Jul '16 17:53
    Rumour has reached the Ghost that FMF's new job involves throwing strudel out of a window.

    This could just be pie in the sky.

    😞
  7. SubscriberFMF
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    17 Jul '16 17:58
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Rumour has reached the Ghost that FMF's new job involves throwing strudel out of a window.

    This could just be pie in the sky.

    😞
    If "throwing strudel out of a window" is a euphemism for dealing with the accusations of josephw and Suzianne on another thread, then OK. Although it's not something "new" that I'm doing. I've been doing it for some time now.
  8. Mar-a-Lago
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    17 Jul '16 18:011 edit
    C.Strange : Can you smell anything
    Suzianne : No
    C.Strange : Me neither. Get in the kitchen and start cooking.
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    17 Jul '16 18:09
    Originally posted by FMF
    If "throwing strudel out of a window" is a euphemism for dealing with the accusations of josephw and Suzianne on another thread, then OK. Although it's not something "new" that I'm doing. I've been doing it for some time now.
    An excuse to give a link to my favourite strudel joke.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=48aUMXifAn8
  10. Subscriberlemondrop
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    17 Jul '16 18:12
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane?

    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane.


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WADZZM
    who is the muffin man?
  11. Unknown Territories
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    17 Jul '16 20:35
    Originally posted by divegeester
    Does anyone else get the feeling that suzianne won't be posting in this thread?
    Of course she will.
    The Douche$$™ will alert her that a bunch of Neanderthals are denigrating women by using euphemisms for certain female body parts.
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    17 Jul '16 20:36
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    who is the muffin man?
    FMF ,......however " muffin" has a slightly different slang word meaning for a sexual encounter with the business end of a woman .
    Duchess64 will know ...
  13. Unknown Territories
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    17 Jul '16 20:38
    Originally posted by Captain Strange
    C.Strange : Can you smell anything
    Suzianne : No
    C.Strange : Me neither. Get in the kitchen and start cooking.
    "I only regret, that I have but one thumb to give for this most excellent post."

    -Nathan Hale at the opening ceremonies of Playboy Bikini Beach Butt Bongo Party.
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    17 Jul '16 21:13
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, do you know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane?

    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    The muffin man, the muffin man,
    Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
    That lives on Drury Lane.


    www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WADZZM
    quality dwool at last!
  15. SubscriberFMF
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    18 Jul '16 00:23
    Originally posted by phil3000
    FMF ,......however " muffin" has a slightly different slang word meaning for a sexual encounter with the business end of a woman .
    Duchess64 will know ...
    The other possible output from the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen seems to be cupcakes.
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