Originally posted by mancityboyThere was a Mancityboy,
The idea of this thread is that people post Limericks about the last person to post. So I await with trepidation a rhyme about 'mancityboy'. Try not to make it too offensive as I'm a rather sensitive soul. If you don't know what a Limerick is then look it up first!
Was sad when he lost his toy,
He looked everywhere,
And pulled out his hair
When found was filled with joy
sorry mate pretty lame
Originally posted by boarmanThere once was a man called Boar,
There was a Mancityboy,
Was sad when he lost his toy,
He looked everywhere,
And pulled out his hair
When found was filled with joy
sorry mate pretty lame
Who through the threads he did soar,
He tried his done best,
And answered with zest,
But his limm is washed up on the shore.
Originally posted by shavixmirThe was an old man called Shavi
There once was a man called Boar,
Who through the threads he did soar,
He tried his done best,
And answered with zest,
But his limm is washed up on the shore.
Who was always going to the lavi
His mum reprimanded
As he came single handed
dah dah dah dah dah dah avi
Originally posted by NordlysThere once was a Norwegian robot
There once was a man called Mark,
Who lived in the sewers, in the dark.
He thought that his boat
Would allow him to float.
He was eaten alive by a shark.
who was a stickler for grammar and what-not
she corrected your "you'res"
and pointed out flaws
in logic and thinking that was rot
Originally posted by orangutan1000 times 1000 a day,
There once was a Norwegian robot
who was a stickler for grammar and what-not
she corrected your "you'res"
and pointed out flaws
in logic and thinking that was rot
lots of monkeys on keyboards do play,
Orangutan,
Caused vans load of spam,
But no Shakespeare in sight or in clay.
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Originally posted by WoodgieHis juvenile screen name was woodgie
There once was a dude called shavixmir
Who traveled the world and drank beer
He was partial to pot
And smiled a lot
To the girls he would sit, and just leer
I think I have earned my wages for the day with that one, the boss would be proud I used my time so diligently.
His twinkie-fed fingers were poodgie
At his posts he chuckled
so hard that he buckled
And loaded his shorts with a foodgie.
Originally posted by SJ247SJ, the meanest of lasses,
His juvenile screen name was woodgie
His twinkie-fed fingers were poodgie
At his posts he chuckled
so hard that he buckled
And loaded his shorts with a foodgie.
Had naught but contempt for the masses
Every Tom, Dick and Harry
Quickly learned to be wary
Of her and her gang of hot asses.