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"You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature."



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,,it is a fortune cookie...you will be that state in the future...at the funeral parlor...

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It's a sham, as I stated. It's says I possess a quiet and unobtrusive nature now.

I plan to be quite quiet and unobtrusive as a corpse, indeed. I will still be able to bother others while in that state, though.

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Originally posted by eagles54
"You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature."



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Someone switched cookies with you!

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mine said i would be rich when i grow up, except in fancier words.

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I got one that said, "you're pretty 🙂"

I call that sexual harassment.

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Originally posted by ark13
I got one that said, "you're pretty 🙂"

I call that sexual harassment.
you're pretty what?

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Originally posted by eagles54
"You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature."



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In bed?

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Originally posted by EcstremeVenom
mine said i would be rich when i grow up, except in fancier words.
Grow up in bed!

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Originally posted by snowinscotland
you're pretty what?
He's pretty...in bed!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
He's pretty...in bed!
in your bed 😉

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Originally posted by pawnfondler
in your bed 😉
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"exotic dancers get applause; call girls get clap"

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
In bed?
Not to worry. You'd be well-satisfied, big boy. 😉

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Someone switched cookies with you!

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Found yours, Phlab:


You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today. 😉


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