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that which does not kill my internet connection only makes me more annoying

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Three alerts are so much more precious than thirty.

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@fmf said
Three alerts are so much more precious than thirty.
What doesn’t kill you are thumbs down.

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@great-big-stees said
What doesn’t kill you are thumbs down.
Not unless it is in person and in the right place on the person. I bet suzianne would know more on that than I do. I am pretty sure they use it in Martial Arts, and I am sure she will correct me if I am wrong.

-VR

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@great-big-stees said
What doesn’t kill you are thumbs down.
Unless you are a Roman Gladiator.

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A lump of Red Leb in hand is more likely to get you stoned than two lumps from some flakey guy promising to meet you in a pub called The Bush.

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@fmf said
A lump of Red Leb in hand is more likely to get you stoned than two lumps from some flakey guy promising to meet you in a pub called The Bush.
Where is The Bush.
Asking for a friend.

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@the-gravedigger said
If I wasn't here I would just be somewhere else.
If I weren’t here, I would be …

Courtesy of the grammar Stasi.

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This forum is like an analogy.

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@moonbus said
If I weren’t here, I would be …

Courtesy of the grammar Stasi.
If I weren't here, I wouldn't be.

Courtesy of the literal police.

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@relentless-red said
If I weren't here, I wouldn't be.

Courtesy of the literal police.
Too many dang cops in this thread 😆 😆 😆

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@the-gravedigger said
Too many dang cops in this thread 😆 😆 😆
Cops?

See ya 🏃

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@ron-desantis said
Cops?

See ya 🏃
Its ok don't get your panties in a twist only the grammar police! 🙂

-VR

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not unless i say unless and not unless then they both mean the same thing
unless they don't