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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Generate enough threads, one of them will eventually be tolerable.
I only wear Threads that my body can tolerate



-Removed-
Have you considered putting it where the sun doesn't shine, it would stop some of the air flow coming out of you. 🙂

-VR


once upon a forum drear


@fmf said
Concise statements of principle or truth on this thread, please; preferably as ingeniously terse as possible.
An ugly truth cannot hide behind its twin in the mirror.


“If an ape looks into a mirror he will not see an apostle looking back.”

— Lichtenberg


@moonbus said
“If an ape looks into a mirror he will not see an apostle looking back.”

— Lichtenberg
Lies I say, lies.
oh wait ... you said "not" ...
carry on.


@moonbus said
“If an ape looks into a mirror he will not see an apostle looking back.”

— Lichtenberg
"Al draagt een aap een gouden ring, het is en blijft een lelijk ding."

-- Dutch proverb


@orangutan said
Lies I say, lies.
oh wait ... you said "not" ...
carry on.
Sez the orangutan. 😳


@shallow-blue said
"Al draagt een aap een gouden ring, het is en blijft een lelijk ding."

-- Dutch proverb
A pig in a dress is still a pig.

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I've lived all my life in search of unhappiness, but so far this state of being has eluded me, which makes me unhappy.



re: thumbs

“We are more often frightened than hurt; and we suffer more from imagination than from reality.” — Seneca