1. Subscriberjosephw
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    25 Jun '16 19:00
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Will you marry me?
    How much money do you have?
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    25 Jun '16 19:13
    Originally posted by josephw
    How much money do you have?
    I'm pretty much broke. But my nickname is the Fudge Master and I give
    great neck rubs, plus I cook quite decently and shave my body.
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    25 Jun '16 19:251 edit
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I'm pretty much broke. But my nickname is the Fudge Master and I give
    great neck rubs, plus I cook quite decently and shave my body.
    Well, if you have plastic sheets and gallons of baby oil I'll give it some consideration.
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    25 Jun '16 19:28
    Originally posted by josephw
    Well, if you have plastic sheets and gallons of baby oil I'll give it some consideration.
    You just described my workplace.
  5. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    25 Jun '16 19:39
    Originally posted by Seitse
    You just described my workplace.
    You're an obstetrician?
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    25 Jun '16 19:41
    Originally posted by Seitse
    You just described my workplace.
    I may be just a tad too intimidated to be of much use to you. Will you be gentle?
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    25 Jun '16 19:43
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    You're an obstetrician?
    Er... in a way, yes. Also urologist and gastroenterologist, depending on the fee.
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    25 Jun '16 19:43
    Originally posted by josephw
    Will you be gentle?
    Of course! I don't want to go back to jail.
  9. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    25 Jun '16 19:45
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Of course! I don't want to go back to jail.
    But isn't jail more fun?
  10. Subscriberjosephw
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    25 Jun '16 19:47
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    But isn't jail more fun?
    Only if you're a masochist.
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    25 Jun '16 20:53
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    But isn't jail more fun?
    It depends on your attitude towards pillows.
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    26 Jun '16 13:041 edit
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    ever gotten one?
    what for?
    how long?
    did you learn anything?
    Here or in general?
    Well,
    My TripAdvisor account has recently been disabled, probably for good, but I still receive Help-votes and thumbs for my photos there.
    I learned so far that each Forum is in hands of local gang, which declared themselves sheriffs, or let's say moderators. Moderators are sheriffs in Blade Runner.
    Rules on internet are crapppy - they don't exist, and practically and theoretically each, I repeat EACH post can be subjected to erasure or ban or editing by Sheriffs - under pretence that you trolled or have been OFF topic.
    It only depends on arbitrary opinion of sheriffs.
    If a local gang decides you should go, they can either ban you as such on the spot, or terrorize you by themselves or send henchmen to troll you out, that is to provoke you so that you react and so that they have legal excuse for expel you from their forum.

    Everything can be used in the process -
    Political Correctness,
    OFF-topic accusation
    insult-accusation
    I repeat everything.
    And I so hate to repeat myself.

    What for?
    For I sent them to go to hell and mentioned their mothers having sex.

    How long?
    On some forums for life.

    Did you learn anything?
    No. I learned, that is, that I can't let it go.
    I now I am going to lose the battle, but I can't refrain, it is just like this situation from Pale Rider movie
    YouTube

    Like Iggy Pop once had said-->"... a morone once insulted me and I challenged him on fight back door; he so busted my ars..."
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    26 Jun '16 13:20
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    Here or in general?
    Well,
    My TripAdvisor account has recently been disabled, probably for good, but I still receive Help-votes and thumbs for my photos there.
    I learned so far that each Forum is in hands of local gang, which declared themselves sheriffs, or let's say moderators. Moderators are sheriffs in Blade Runner.
    Rules on internet are crappp ...[text shortened]... >"... a morone once insulted me and I challenged him on fight back door; he so busted my ars..."
    It's a cruel and unjust world.

    See yourself as a victum? Or as a conqueror?
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    26 Jun '16 14:55
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Will you marry me?
    You already have a husband, lay off.
  15. Standard memberSeitse
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    26 Jun '16 15:18
    Originally posted by sonhouse
    You already have a husband, lay off.
    I can have as many as I want, deus vult!
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