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Forum Vigilante - Aussie-Style Justice

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I hereby nominate skeeter for the newly commissioned Forum Vigilante position. If she feels anyone makes even a slight breach in chess and/or forum etiquette, she can simply threaten them with release of their personal information, home computer hacking, etc. and that'll be the end of it. I nominate her based on her experience thus far with the honorary position.

RHP needs you, skeeter!

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Originally posted by darvlay
I hereby nominate skeeter for the newly commissioned Forum Vigilante position. If she feels anyone makes even a slight breach in chess and/or forum etiquette, she can simply threaten them with release of their personal information, home computer hacking, etc. and that'll be the end of it. I nominate her based on her experience thus far with the honorary position.

RHP needs you, skeeter!
Dynomite with a lazer beam!

Careful... shhhhh.

P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Dynomite with a lazer beam!

Careful... shhhhh.

P-
Once I entered a lower banded tournament and she threatened to cut off my thumbs with a coping saw and feed them to her dingos.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Once I entered a lower banded tournament and she threatened to cut off my thumbs with a coping saw and feed them to her dingos.
That's nothing compared to what she'll do to you for calling her an Aussie.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I hereby nominate skeeter for the newly commissioned Forum Vigilante position. If she feels anyone makes even a slight breach in chess and/or forum etiquette, she can simply threaten them with release of their personal information, home computer hacking, etc. and that'll be the end of it. I nominate her based on her experience thus far with the honorary position.

RHP needs you, skeeter!
The HoffStars can handle the knee cappings, if that's what skeetey baby feels is required when somebody breaks the band, in a banded tournie.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That's nothing compared to what she'll do to you for calling her an Aussie.
Sweet Jesus, you're right! If you're listening, Forum Vigilante, I'm sorry. Please don't kidnap and sodomize my parents with a parking pylon.

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'Eeez eet safe?'

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Is there no one who dares challenge the Righteous One for the position?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Is there no one who dares challenge the Righteous One for the position?
I'm tempted to challenge your forehead with my cricket bat, Darv. How could you possibly think that thing was Aussie?

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Originally posted by dyl
I'm tempted to challenge your forehead with my cricket bat, Darv. How could you possibly think that thing was Aussie?
Well, you couldn't be any less effective than your national team, go ahead!

(Yes! I got one more gag in before the end of the season.)

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Originally posted by Starrman
Well, you couldn't be any less effective than your national team, go ahead!

(Yes! I got one more gag in before the end of the season.)
Interestingly, my cricket bat is not yet knocked in. Your kneecaps will be ideal.

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Originally posted by dyl
Interestingly, my cricket bat is not yet knocked in. Your kneecaps will be ideal.
Nets start on Sunday, I am seriously jittery!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Nets start on Sunday, I am seriously jittery!
A few pints will help, mate. Boonie taught me that one.


Edit: If you were facing my leggies you'd be wetting yourself.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I hereby nominate skeeter for the newly commissioned Forum Vigilante position. If she feels anyone makes even a slight breach in chess and/or forum etiquette, she can simply threaten them with release of their personal information, home computer hacking, etc. and that'll be the end of it. I nominate her based on her experience thus far with the honorary position.

RHP needs you, skeeter!
Hell no.
She needs her head ripped off and a big jobby shoved down her neck.