Foxes

I always been a fan of the crafty bushy-tailed little night dwellers, but recently the local rogue regnard has taken to doing every night what I can only assume is masturbating on my doorstep; leaving a stench which makes me feel like hurling by All-Bran as I leave bushy-tailed for work each morning. Something has to be done...

Originally posted by divegeester
I always been a fan of the crafty bushy-tailed little night dwellers, but recently the local rogue regnard has taken to doing every night what I can only assume is masturbating on my doorstep; leaving a stench which makes me feel like hurling by All-Bran as I leave bushy-tailed for work each morning. Something has to be done...

Originally posted by adramforall
tiger dung from local zoo will sort the little b'tard out.

Get rid of the foxy wife and he'll go elsewhere.

I'm disappointed to find this thread has nothing to do with either Dan Aykroyd or Steve Martin.

Originally posted by Ichibanov
I'm disappointed to find this thread has nothing to do with either Dan Aykroyd or Steve Martin.

Originally posted by divegeester
I always been a fan of the crafty bushy-tailed little night dwellers, but recently the local rogue regnard has taken to doing every night what I can only assume is masturbating on my doorstep; leaving a stench which makes me feel like hurling by All-Bran as I leave bushy-tailed for work each morning. Something has to be done...

Originally posted by wormwood
"fox shoots man"

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70C5Q620110113

Originally posted by wormwood
"fox shoots man"

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE70C5Q620110113