Originally posted by @sonhouse Trying to find out what rhymes with Stees🙂
Let's see. Pees, Tees,. Tease, squeeze, Bees, fees, Keys, Knees, wheeze, maybe more. Someone should be able to built up another awful limerick there,
There was a young man name of Stees,
Had a propensity to sneeze.
What next?
BTW, Vis A Vis Freak, he also hasn't moved in three weeks. There is somet ...[text shortened]... es just in case someone wanted to make a joke out of it. No doubt that won't stop anyone though.
there was a young man named Stees
who had a propensity to sneeze
so he took out his hanky
which he named big spanky
and lessened the sneeze to a breeze
Originally posted by @lemondrop there was a young man named Stees
who had a propensity to sneeze
so he took out his hanky
which he named big spanky
and lessened the sneeze to a breeze
Originally posted by @torunn A Canadian gourmet named Stees
whose favourite dish was goat cheese,
he ate and he ate
from an overfull plate
until he finally whispered: Please...
A Canadian gourmet named Stees
whose favourite dish was goat cheese,
he ate and he ate
from an overfull plate
until he finally whispered: Hey please...
Originally posted by @torunn A Canadian gourmet named Stees
whose favourite dish was goat cheese,
he ate and he ate
from an overfull plate
until he finally whispered: Hey please...
Originally posted by @wolfe63 That gentle giant named Stees,
a stalwart lover of trees.
When one is cut down,
his smile does frown...
and his angry stare does freeze.
(Written assuming that anyone who loves golf as much as I do...has to love trees too! Unless looking for a lost ball, of course.) 😉
Love trees, love golf although not a player myself.
There once was a guy named Stees
who spent a lot of time on his knees
the Pope was upset
cuz Stees piloted the Pope's jet
right into a jumble of trees.😲😀
Originally posted by @great-big-stees There once was a guy named Stees
who spent a lot of time on his knees
the Pope was upset
cuz Stees piloted the Pope's jet
right into a jumble of trees.😲😀
The Pope spent some time in Belize,
where he met an old man named Stees.
The Pope was nice,
but told Stees twice...
he could not have the Vatican's keys.
Originally posted by @wolfe63 The Pope spent some time in Belize,
where he met an old man named Stees.
The Pope was nice,
but told Stees twice...
he could not have the Vatican's keys.
The keys had been hung on the Virgin Mary's tongue
near the entrance to the cave
so Stees had to run, while pointing his gun
while the Pope yelled, "You are a knave".
FreakyKBH on vacation?
28 Jun '18 00:011 edit
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