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  1. Subscriberlemondrop
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    28 Jun '18 00:011 edit
    Originally posted by @sonhouse
    Trying to find out what rhymes with SteesπŸ™‚

    Let's see. Pees, Tees,. Tease, squeeze, Bees, fees, Keys, Knees, wheeze, maybe more. Someone should be able to built up another awful limerick there,

    There was a young man name of Stees,
    Had a propensity to sneeze.

    What next?

    BTW, Vis A Vis Freak, he also hasn't moved in three weeks. There is somet ...[text shortened]... es just in case someone wanted to make a joke out of it. No doubt that won't stop anyone though.
    there was a young man named Stees
    who had a propensity to sneeze
    so he took out his hanky
    which he named big spanky
    and lessened the sneeze to a breeze
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    28 Jun '18 02:45
    Originally posted by @sonhouse
    No posts for a couple of weeks now. Hope he is in good health.
    Maybe hangin w/ obummer in kenya?
  3. Standard membersonhouse
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    28 Jun '18 06:08
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    there was a young man named Stees
    who had a propensity to sneeze
    so he took out his hanky
    which he named big spanky
    and lessened the sneeze to a breeze
    Not bad!
  4. Gothenburg
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    28 Jun '18 06:323 edits
    A Canadian gourmet named Stees
    whose favourite dish was goat cheese,
    he ate and he ate
    from an overfull plate
    until he finally whispered: Please...
  5. Gothenburg
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    28 Jun '18 08:58
    Originally posted by @torunn
    A Canadian gourmet named Stees
    whose favourite dish was goat cheese,
    he ate and he ate
    from an overfull plate
    until he finally whispered: Please...
    A Canadian gourmet named Stees
    whose favourite dish was goat cheese,
    he ate and he ate
    from an overfull plate
    until he finally whispered: Hey please...



    (better rhythm maybe)
  6. Standard membersonhouse
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    28 Jun '18 09:22
    Originally posted by @torunn
    A Canadian gourmet named Stees
    whose favourite dish was goat cheese,
    he ate and he ate
    from an overfull plate
    until he finally whispered: Hey please...



    (better rhythm maybe)
    Yep, a bit better.
  7. SubscriberWOLFE63
    Tra il dire e il far
    C'e di mezzo il mar!
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    28 Jun '18 10:121 edit
    That gentle giant named Stees,
    a stalwart lover of trees.
    When one is cut down,
    his smile does frown...
    and his angry stare does freeze.

    (Written assuming that anyone who loves golf as much as I do...has to love trees too! Unless looking for a lost ball, of course.) πŸ˜‰
  8. Gothenburg
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    28 Jun '18 12:15
    Originally posted by @wolfe63
    That gentle giant named Stees,
    a stalwart lover of trees.
    When one is cut down,
    his smile does frown...
    and his angry stare does freeze.

    (Written assuming that anyone who loves golf as much as I do...has to love trees too! Unless looking for a lost ball, of course.) πŸ˜‰
    Love trees, love golf although not a player myself.
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    28 Jun '18 13:19
    There once was a guy named Stees
    who spent a lot of time on his knees
    the Pope was upset
    cuz Stees piloted the Pope's jet
    right into a jumble of trees.πŸ˜²πŸ˜€
  10. SubscriberWOLFE63
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    28 Jun '18 13:301 edit
    Originally posted by @great-big-stees
    There once was a guy named Stees
    who spent a lot of time on his knees
    the Pope was upset
    cuz Stees piloted the Pope's jet
    right into a jumble of trees.πŸ˜²πŸ˜€
    The Pope spent some time in Belize,
    where he met an old man named Stees.
    The Pope was nice,
    but told Stees twice...
    he could not have the Vatican's keys.
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    28 Jun '18 13:37
    Originally posted by @wolfe63
    The Pope spent some time in Belize,
    where he met an old man named Stees.
    The Pope was nice,
    but told Stees twice...
    he could not have the Vatican's keys.
    The keys had been hung on the Virgin Mary's tongue
    near the entrance to the cave
    so Stees had to run, while pointing his gun
    while the Pope yelled, "You are a knave".
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