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HoH gave me an idea (pat. pending , so hands off!) .

You throw a move , or an opening , or a game my way I'll pay you in recs . Think of how popular you'll be with the nubbie chicks and the cool kids like Shavixmir , No1 , Phalabbibbits , etc who all have recs in the hundreds . Envious ? Wondered how you could ever be so witty , quick to turn a phrase , and prolific as the likes of these rec gods ? No need to be ! Why earn recs when you can buy them . It's also putting recs back into a rec economy in recession .

Act now !

Here are the rates :

1 Thrown opening (1st move as white done at my preference ) - 1 rec.

2 Leaving a bishop or rook hanging in middle game - 5 recs

3 Hanging queen - 10 recs

4 Non promotion of pawn in end game - 10 recs

Payment plan details , subscription rates , and frequent loser packages availible ! Pm me now for further details !

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Also, I will sell anyone all of my recs if they pay for my subscription this year. It's due in a week.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
HoH gave me an idea (pat. pending , so hands off!) .

You throw a move , or an opening , or a game my way I'll pay you in recs . Think of how popular you'll be with the nubbie chicks and the cool kids like Shavixmir , No1 , Phalabbibbits , etc who all have recs in the hundreds . Envious ? Wondered how you could ever be so witty , quick to turn a phras ...[text shortened]... s , subscription rates , and frequent loser packages availible ! Pm me now for further details !
You, dear sir, are shameless!

Wonderfully shameless. 😉

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
HoH gave me an idea (pat. pending , so hands off!) .

You throw a move , or an opening , or a game my way I'll pay you in recs . Think of how popular you'll be with the nubbie chicks and the cool kids like Shavixmir , No1 , Phalabbibbits , etc who all have recs in the hundreds . Envious ? Wondered how you could ever be so witty , quick to turn a phras ...[text shortened]... s , subscription rates , and frequent loser packages availible ! Pm me now for further details !
Hahahaha

Sounds like a good idea Moldy. You get the boost in rating and we get the recs from you..

Sneaky you are 😉


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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
HoH gave me an idea (pat. pending , so hands off!) .

You throw a move , or an opening , or a game my way I'll pay you in recs . Think of how popular you'll be with the nubbie chicks and the cool kids like Shavixmir , No1 , Phalabbibbits , etc who all have recs in the hundreds . Envious ? Wondered how you could ever be so witty , quick to turn a phras ...[text shortened]... s , subscription rates , and frequent loser packages availible ! Pm me now for further details !
I trust that I'll be receiving a small commission, say 10% of the recs distributed, for licensing of my intellectual property?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
1 Thrown opening (1st move as white done at my preference ) - 1 rec.

2 Leaving a bishop or rook hanging in middle game - 5 recs

3 Hanging queen - 10 recs

4 Non promotion of pawn in end game - 10 recs
You can't be serious. 😉

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I trust that I'll be receiving a small commission, say 10% of the recs distributed, for licensing of my intellectual property?
...and there'll be scads of imitation schemes starting, taking away business that is rightfully yours. for another 10% i could make sure that doesn't happen...

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
HoH gave me an idea (pat. pending , so hands off!) .

You throw a move , or an opening , or a game my way I'll pay you in recs . Think of how popular you'll be with the nubbie chicks and the cool kids like Shavixmir , No1 , Phalabbibbits , etc who all have recs in the hundreds . Envious ? Wondered how you could ever be so witty , quick to turn a phras ...[text shortened]... s , subscription rates , and frequent loser packages availible ! Pm me now for further details !
Hasn't this already happened, but with Rapalla7? A pyramid scheme of recs...

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Originally posted by dfm65
...and there'll be scads of imitation schemes starting, taking away business that is rightfully yours. for another 10% i could make sure that doesn't happen...
I will gladly rec all of your posts to ensure that I receive my rightful cut. What is your plan to punish these moochers?

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I see katty already got a rec in this thread. And you're playing a couple of games together. What'd you give her the rec for, Moldy?

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Originally posted by dweezil
I see katty already got a rec in this thread. And you're playing a couple of games together. What'd you give her the rec for, Moldy?

[Site "http://www.timeforchess.com"]
[Date "2005.07.07"]
[White "katty"]
[Black "Moldy Crow"]
[Result "*"]
[GameId "999999"]

1. h3??

D

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I've been known to wax in wrath and drive the rec-lenders from the RHP temple.

😠

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You're amazing Moldy. I have no moves or stratajewels to share so I guess it'll have to be malt scotch! Glug glug😉🙄

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
[Site "http://www.timeforchess.com"]
[Date "2005.07.07"]
[White "katty"]
[Black "Moldy Crow"]
[Result "*"]
[GameId "999999"]

1. h3??

D
I'm still counting all of the recs she owes me from those two train wrecks I'm playing with her now.