Freeballing It.

I was walking my dog around the neighbourhood this morning. One of my neighbours, a block or so away, often comes out to grab his paper and let his dogs out to crap in his neighbours yard. He's old, retired and living alone. One of his dogs is a yappy little white terrier and the other is some sort of mongerel mix bread.

I run across him at least once a week and he's always wearing this tattered and faded technicolour dreamcoat robe. He always has a paper in one hand and two dogs lunging on leashes in the other. Sadly, this leaves nothing to hold his robe closed. Normally, he has boxers on or PJ bottoms, but, occasionally, as he did this morning, he treats me to a full frontal nude shot of his shrivelled grey twig and berries.

I need to change my dog walking route.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I was walking my dog around the neighbourhood this morning. One of my neighbours, a block or so away, often comes out to grab his paper and let his dogs out to crap in his neighbours yard. He's old, retired and living alone. One of his dogs is a yappy little white terrier and the other is some sort of mongerel mix bread.

I run across him at leas ...[text shortened]... l nude shot of his shrivelled grey twig and berries.

I need to change my dog walking route.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need to change my dog walking route.

Originally posted by SJ247
Or, you could just stop looking at his balls.

Originally posted by Seitse
His dog's balls you mean?

Originally posted by SJ247
No, those of his poor old neighbor, who probably has no idea he is being optically sucked off.

Originally posted by SJ247
No, those of his poor old neighbor, who probably has no idea he is being optically sucked off.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I was walking my dog around the neighbourhood this morning. One of my neighbours, a block or so away, often comes out to grab his paper and let his dogs out to crap in his neighbours yard. He's old, retired and living alone. One of his dogs is a yappy little white terrier and the other is some sort of mongerel mix bread.

I run across him at leas ...[text shortened]... l nude shot of his shrivelled grey twig and berries.

I need to change my dog walking route.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Or, you could just stop looking at his balls.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Old people are constantly exposing themselves to me. My wife used to work at an assisted living community and aside from the smell of urine I was frequently treated with some wrinkled old nakedness.

Originally posted by SJ247
Is the opposite of a pedophile an octophile?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Gerontophile.

Originally posted by Seitse
Are you acusing SJ of diggin' old people?

Shame on you, Andy Handy !

😛

Originally posted by HandyAndy
SJ was accusing someone else. Was it you, Swipesy?

Originally posted by Seitse
Andy... are you... handy? 😉