From the mouths of babes

TORONTO, ONTARIO (CP)

A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario Boy was at the center of a Toronto City Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a Court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The Boy has a history of being beaten by his Parents and the Judge
initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and regulations which require that family unity be maintained to the
highest possible degree.

The Boy then surprised the Court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his Parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the Judge then suggested that he live with his Grandparents, the Boy alleged they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family & learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the Boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references & confer with child welfare
officials, the Judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the Boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
TORONTO, ONTARIO (CP)

A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario Boy was at the center of a Toronto City Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a Court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The Boy has a history of being beaten by his Parents and the Judge
initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and reg ...[text shortened]... tody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the Boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
TORONTO, ONTARIO (CP)

A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario Boy was at the center of a Toronto City Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a Court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The Boy has a history of being beaten by his Parents and the Judge
initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and reg ...[text shortened]... tody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the Boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees

Toronto Maple Leafs are not capable of beating anyone.[/b]

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
TORONTO, ONTARIO (CP)

A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario Boy was at the center of a Toronto City Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a Court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The Boy has a history of being beaten by his Parents and the Judge
initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with the child custody
law and reg ...[text shortened]... tody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the Boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
Someone has suggested the Yankees might make suitable parents if Cliff Lee moderates!!!

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Still.

Darv, they really do suck




😏

Originally posted by quackquack
The Yankees lose a game to an ace who is on and now you put them in the "can't beat anyone category"

Originally posted by shortcircuit
You really are a rube, aren't you???

Did I SAY that? NO!!

But he did own them last night. He has had considerable success against them in the past. NO ONE is ever unbeatable. Did you hear that? NO ONE is ever unbeatable.

Pedro may own them tonight too.

Try to keep your pissing contest in a single thread, could you?

Originally posted by quackquack
Your a fool. Your own quote seems to indicate that just you believe Cliff Lee owns Sabathia simply because Sabathia gave up two runs. The Phillies are obviously an excellent team and CLiff Lee is an ace but I think you read way to much into game one game if you think one guy owns another.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
How you manage to stay alive is a mystery to me. 😞

By the way, it is far better for you to remain quiet and have everyone think you are a fool, rather than open your mouth and prove it to them that you are.

Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Keep your day job . You are a horrible and biased sports anal talker.

Originally posted by quackquack
Your a fool.

Originally posted by trev33
that's 'you're'

jesus, if YOU'RE going to call someone a fool don't make yourself look like one in the process.