[Foster (1st cop) and Mac (2nd cop) have pulled a man over for speeding, and are deciding what game to play]
Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'
[Mac laughs - they walk up to the car, and Foster taps on the driver side]
Driver: Sorry about the...
Foster: All right meow. (1) Hand over your license and registration.
[the man hands him his license]
Foster: Your registration? Hurry up meow. (2)
[Mac ticks off two fingers]
Driver: Sorry.
[the man laughs a little]
Foster: Is there something funny here boy?
Driver: Oh, no.
Foster: Then why you laughing, Mister... Larry Johnson?
[pause]
Foster: All right meow, (3) where were we?
Driver: Excuse me, are you saying meow?
Foster: Am I saying meow?
[Mac puts his hands up for the fourth one, but makes an "eehhh" facial expression, and decides not to count the last one]
Driver: I thought...
Foster: Don't think boy. Meow, (4) do you know how fast you were going?
[man laughs]
Foster: Meow, (5) what is so damn funny?
Driver: I could have sworn you said "meow".
Foster: Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?
[Mac is gut-busting laughing]
Foster: Am I drinking milk from a saucer?
[feigned anger]
Foster: Do you see me eating mice?!
[more laughter]
Foster: You stop laughing right meow!!! (6)
Driver: [the man stops and swallows hard] Yes sir.
Foster: Meow, (7) I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one. No buts, meow. (8) It's the law.
[rips off the ticket and hands it to the man]
Foster: Not so funny meow, (9) is it?
[Foster gets up to leave, but Mac shakes his hands at him, indicating only nine "meows"]
Foster: [leaning in the driver's window] Meow! (10)
William Shatner...What accounts for this man's mesmerising charm? Can't be his acting talent...let alone that diabolical music...Is he the living embodiment of chutzpah (in the original Mad Magazine sense)?
Have you seen Free Enterprise, the hilarious film in which a couple of sad trekkies meet their hero and are shocked back into the real world by seeing just how much sadder he is than them?